funny you should say that
as there were millions of bacon sandwiches lurking around the teapoint nearest to my office this morning, think they were from a breakfast meeting that got cancelled. urgh. i told babylawyer that he could have one but it had to be kept away from the office at all costs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I find your hatred of bacon to be thoroughly objectionable
I think this spells an end to what could have been a beautiful thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

why?
surely it just means twice as much bacon for you.

you don't think laterally enough, that's your problem.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

what good would it be, eating twice the regular amount of bacon
if I couldn't do it in your magnificent presence?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

haha
I went to the Slaughter thing last night and got into an argument with the partner. I really need to stop doing that.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

nooooo
lawyers are IMPRESSED by arguing! so long as you made sense anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

He said something
about how there needed to be more women at higher levels in law but the problem was they kept fucking off and having children. Fair enough, but I just asked politely if part of the problem was also an assumption that women were going to want/have children, and thus are less likely to get promoted because of that contributing to the shortage. He got quite huffy but I think that was because everyone else was sitting there lapping it up, and there were several hot blondes flirting like mad with him.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

What a prick!

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

We had a little argument
neither of us won. I did feel like I was buying into the cliche of intelligent fat girl though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You're not fat

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Whether I am or not (debatable)
I was, compared to most people around me who were all in the size 6-10 bracket.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You're a chunky ball of womanliness like me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

not unlike the dumplings in my soup
last night then
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

why were they in your soup?
no bra?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I know emoticons are lazy
but the only adequete response to that is :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I don't know what that means...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

christ on a bike
he sounds like an employment tribunal waiting to happen.

i have to say, i hate the whole race/gender thing - i got really irritated at the college of law when i heard one asian girl say to another "i hope you played the race card" and they both laughed - it should make no difference whether you are a man or a woman. but it does. female partners in the city are few and far between!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

That's because you're irrational and stupid

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

ninja
but I saw it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Fuck off emo-hair

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

fuck you, you fat fuck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You fucking fuck, I fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

being a significant lump of man myself
I prefer a woman that I am not in fear of breaking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)