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Moaning folks!
bashbashbashbashbashbashbashbashbash!

That is all.

Question: What do you like about bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:00, 236 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
For the lazy:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206
I cannot chooooose!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:18, Reply)
You choose what is easiest and cheapest for you hon.
But remember that radioactive nipples don't grow on trees.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Now I don't have a car I'll have to confer with my chauffeur
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Pleeeeeeze make him bring you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:34, Reply)
ok. if not ill steal a car

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:36, Reply)
Wooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:37, Reply)
*movie voice over man voice*
/ac

You wouldn't steal a car.....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I would if I could download one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Well I think I've already decided
mainly because there's no big-ass hills in London. I dunno, I'm supposed to be organising a big group camping trip to Rutland Water around the same time, and maybe my 100-mile walk too, so I'll have to get my plannng head on.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:37, Reply)
You only love me for my big-ass hills?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:37, Reply)
But what hills they are my love!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:38, Reply)
*prouds*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Seriously though, I had such an awesome and fulfilling weekend last time it's not really that difficult a choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I'm chuffed to bits.
Thanks Noel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I'll bring some boots that be made for walking this time

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:38, Reply)
There isn't another bash on the calendar then?
If it helps, if you can get vaguely a bit closer to here you can have a lift. (as can the next three people to ask nicely)
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Not choose due to time I'm guessing as a fellow penny counter
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:35, Reply)
TGB's hit it, I have commitments as well.
I may just take you up on that berk, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:38, Reply)

+been sed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:41, Reply)
My god, are you actually still asleep?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:46, Reply)
probably

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Me please! Ooo me please Miss!
But it'd make more sense for me to drive and pick you up, as you're closer to Todmorden than I am. I'm also close enough to pick Noely Noel up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I might make a weekend of it, get some proper walking in.
If anyone else fancies it let me know and I'll put something together.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Sounds good to me
If Blousie is willing, we could head up Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This was my thought too, I could probably get closer to you with a bit of effort to save you coming all the way down.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
What I don't like about 'bashes':
Having to clean up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Cheeky!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Also, if anyone wants to make a long weekend of it to go walking/sightseeing etc then they are most welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I might just take you up on that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)
I liked the boozing bit.
and the talking. and the resting my head on lampito's boobies when I was tired.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)
They are the best bits of bashes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:57, Reply)
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. *nods reminiscently*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:00, Reply)
I have sampled a and b
since I might be sleeping in the other half of Lampito's bed this weekend I may even get to sample c. Are you coming to London on Saturday, Poppet?
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Nope, she'll be bouncing around like an excited puppy overdosed on Bonios because it'll only be a few hours before ROOOAAAAAD TRIIIIIPPPP!
No, wait, that'll be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)
*pats head*

(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
*yips*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Is that what you're calling it nowadays?
*gets tissue*
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)
The other half of Lampitos bed contains her other boobie

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Ah shush, you're only jealous.

(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I'm really sorry but no.,
Like Noel said, we're going on a road trip the next day fairly early so having a massive hangover isn't the best way to start!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)
You're totally wrong on that count
but I'm not upset that you won't be there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
that's okay, I'm not upset about not meeting you.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
It's a shame I won't get to see your big square chin though

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
mmm I know but its just the way it is.
I'm afraid you'll just have to grin and bear it. Why not have some more cake?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Woo!
For me, it's the fact I get to meet people whom I would never have encountered elsewhere, and I feel enriched for it. I was the youngest at Blousie's last bash, but no-one batted an eyelid to it. Then again, they might have been blinded by the clothing...

I've made some friends, had fantastic times, and have been apocalyptically drunk on more than one occasion. Also, I saw Cockneck, that was pretty genius too.

I'm glad you're having your bash then, means I get to ignore my Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Yes, about that.
Your bag will be checked before entering for loud clothing.

Sorry about that but I've had complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Must admit, don't blame you for that!
I shall behave this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
No thanks that's my birthday weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)
And what better way to spend it than with a bunch of strangers off the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Unfortunately he's not a stranger any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Shush!
I was going to lock him in my cellar for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I mean it's unfortunate we've met him.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
I think she got that,
even I don't patronise that much.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)
It's funny because I was callng you a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Yes, I noticed.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
:DDD
Have a great birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)
My favourite part is not going
thereby avoiding waki people trying desperately hard to live up to their internet persona's.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
funnily enough
I haven't met anyone from here who isn't exactly the same in person. I doubt that many people could be that good at acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
You've totally not met me
*spins simpsons bowtie*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
true
I've heard you are pleasant in person.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Saints alive, can this be true?!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
I can't bring myself to believe it either

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
He brought us wine the other day, even though he was just passing through.
What an utter cunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I did a wee on the bottle
so when you pour it, you'll have my wee on your hands.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)
I did think it was a bit sticky.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
He's wuverly!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Awwwwww, wuv woo sweety!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Pretty much this.
Apart from Piston. He actually lives down, if that's at all possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)
It's absolutely true.
I wondered what all the fuss was about. His posts never really appeared to be offensive or that dull. Then I met him.

...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Is that why you swapped his beer for non-alcoholic?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
That was your first mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
The man is the living embodiment of Arnold Rimmer
minus the personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Smegging Hell

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Non exaggeration online shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
He's painfully dull
but he's no way the worst b3tan I've met.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)
who takes that prize?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)
There's three or four worse b3tans
at least Piston didn't smell or be blatently aspergers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Diplomatic response is diplomatic.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
(it's partially diplomacy, but mainly I can't remember peoples names)

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)
The only one I've heard people refer to
as an out and out, objectionable cunt was the Stig.

People who met Edmund briefly said he appeared to be quite normal, if a little shy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)
The Stig wasn't that bad IRL.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)
He was nasty to Lusty
Therefore he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Was he?
I wasn't aware of that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I'm 90% sure it wasn't a dream
And even if it was a dream, he's a cunt for being nasty to Lusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)
No, I heard he was, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
It was clenders wasn't it?
I could be miles off here.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
It was both actually

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)
DOUBLE CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)
it was on here that he was objectionable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)
V.V. tedious and whiny
Y WONT U WUV ME :((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
In real life he refused to talk about the internet too
Which is odd since it was the one thing we were certain to have in common with everyone else.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
that is quite strange
I got some really fucking whiny gazzes from him following a bit of light mockery. He was shit. and a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Me too
I was astounded that someone would care what someone else on the internet thought of them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)
he always seemed to be trying to resolve things
he'd be an arse on the board, get called out for it, then be all whiny in private and be like "are we still friends?" and I'd have to break it to him that he was shit and that I wanted him to go away
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)
that's fair enough.
I've met one or two who were...unusual
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Fortunately most of this lot are pretty down-to-earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
So is mud.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
You could never disappoint me Rory.
Just putting that out there.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Cheers
Big Ears
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)
My expectations of you are so low it would be impossible.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)
The hugs

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
HUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
There is a lot of body contact but that's usually just between the women.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I'm not a big fan of faux lesbianism

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
There's nothing faux about it sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I like hugs

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
alright Doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Right I'll bite
why are you calling him Doctor?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Because rswipe mentioned a doctor and his "hugz" texts

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
also, unless I am mistaken you have been seeing someone
it all fits nicely together

I'm glad someone got it at least
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I was wondering that...
*edit* Oh. Now I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)
The way it fits purposefully into rhyme...
Oh, she was terribly bashful
When she'd had a lash full
She'd opine about life
And give my no strife
I'd stare at her tits
As she had me in fits
But at the end of the night
She'd always alight
Leaving me alone in the darkness
To stare at her carcass
/end
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)
I can also make nice soup.
I am what you call 'multi talented'.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
If you like decorating then I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
To answer the question:
I actually like hosting house bashez. It's fun having a bunch of people invade your home over a weekend, and a bit more of a chance to talk to people rather than trying to mingle properly at pub ones if there's a lot of people there.

Not that I don't enjoy pub ones either.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
^this
I wouldn't hold them if I wasn't comfortable with the people turning up and the odd one that I don't know will be kept in check by the others.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)
hell yeah
*puts on enforcer hat*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I like bashes
For the same reason average looking girls have fat friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
good answer

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
*Pats head*
There, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Daaaaad!
You're always embarrassing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I think I know what you mean by this, therefore I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I was the fat girl last night
a thorn between two roses so as to speak
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
All my best mates have been much prettier than me since junior school.
NOW I KNOW WHY!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Because where friends are concerned, looks are not important?
Only the awesomeness of the friend is important.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)
To be honest they weren't that awesome.
Apart from my current bezzie mate in New Zealand.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I somewhat doubt that
And you'd best rein in that self-deprecation, y'hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)
100% true sadly
so I drank my fill, ate some good food, then buggered off early to organise drinks and clubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)
So did you make the dinner, the LGBT thing AND the party?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
just the dinner
and the LGBT thing but we went clubbing as well after the drinks so not a bad amount of activity. I drank far too much though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Lots of things
they're generally good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Are you coming Amberl?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
It's just how she's sitting

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I'm very tempted
I'll have to find out what week my exams are first though
Edit: having checked, I'll be in the throes of exam revision I'm afraid. I'm really disappointed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I bet there'll be exams then.
*starts violin music*
I had Exams on my birthday every year from the age of 16 to the age of 21.
*stops violin music*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
*weeps quietly*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Aw! bugger and tarnation.
I'll see you in London then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Definitely
are you coming down on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This Saturday? Then no.
I have family commitments.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)
shocking!
But definitely at rswipes bash then
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)
The July one? Then yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Bring your books.
We'll test you at random intervals.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)
i've only ever been to bashes for 2 so far
with the tiny handful of you lot i have actually met.

today i am loathing work enforced texting bans. it is like missing a hand. also it is making me quite wistful and soppy over not hearing from the potential ALL DAY, which is NOT LIKE ME at all.

lucky i have the trainee to boot around the room, that always cheers me up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)
alright swipe
are you enforcing the no bacon rule still?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)
funny you should say that
as there were millions of bacon sandwiches lurking around the teapoint nearest to my office this morning, think they were from a breakfast meeting that got cancelled. urgh. i told babylawyer that he could have one but it had to be kept away from the office at all costs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I find your hatred of bacon to be thoroughly objectionable
I think this spells an end to what could have been a beautiful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)
why?
surely it just means twice as much bacon for you.

you don't think laterally enough, that's your problem.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
what good would it be, eating twice the regular amount of bacon
if I couldn't do it in your magnificent presence?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
haha
I went to the Slaughter thing last night and got into an argument with the partner. I really need to stop doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)
nooooo
lawyers are IMPRESSED by arguing! so long as you made sense anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
He said something
about how there needed to be more women at higher levels in law but the problem was they kept fucking off and having children. Fair enough, but I just asked politely if part of the problem was also an assumption that women were going to want/have children, and thus are less likely to get promoted because of that contributing to the shortage. He got quite huffy but I think that was because everyone else was sitting there lapping it up, and there were several hot blondes flirting like mad with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
What a prick!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
We had a little argument
neither of us won. I did feel like I was buying into the cliche of intelligent fat girl though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
You're not fat

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Whether I am or not (debatable)
I was, compared to most people around me who were all in the size 6-10 bracket.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)
You're a chunky ball of womanliness like me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
not unlike the dumplings in my soup
last night then
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
why were they in your soup?
no bra?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I know emoticons are lazy
but the only adequete response to that is :S
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I don't know what that means...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)
christ on a bike
he sounds like an employment tribunal waiting to happen.

i have to say, i hate the whole race/gender thing - i got really irritated at the college of law when i heard one asian girl say to another "i hope you played the race card" and they both laughed - it should make no difference whether you are a man or a woman. but it does. female partners in the city are few and far between!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
That's because you're irrational and stupid

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
ninja
but I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Fuck off emo-hair

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)
fuck you, you fat fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)
You fucking fuck, I fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)
being a significant lump of man myself
I prefer a woman that I am not in fear of breaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I want a trainee : (
Absense makes the heart grow fonder and all that. I'm sure a break from texting will help to strengthen the ardour.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)
but that's the problem, it does
making it impossible to do any work!

edit - trainees are a mixed blessing. it is great to have a bitch of your very own, and mine is very clever and willing, but... they do really ramp up your workload.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I'm talking about him.
I know what you mean though : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)
oh yeah
very true.

still sucks though!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

ramp fill
workload vagina
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)
eeeeow
bless him, he is about 24 and looks about 16.

i don't do younger men.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I do : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
blousie have you seen Jeff Bridges has a new film out where he is a cowboy?
A pretty hot cowboy as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Is it out now?
I've see the trailers. *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
*checks*
oh sad times not till the 11th Feb
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I know that
but I'm trying to gather a high class harem here!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I didn't mean that blousie wouldn't be part of it
but that I needed more than just her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Oh!
That's ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
That's twice I've been insulted this week on here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Who else has?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Chompy!
But it was quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
He's very witty

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
and charming

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
He'll be fat soon though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
hmm if I did have to rent a car
should I go for a crappy Ka.. or pay £80 more and get a vw scirocco... hmm decisions decisions... be like a loser ka driver or have a car worth driving...

oh HAI lab!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Go for the Ka
horrible car, but that £80 can be spent on something better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)
oh amberl...
you don't know me at all do you? I'd rather not drink or go out for a month before the bash to save £80 and get a decent car than spend 16 hours in a ka
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
You're not a nice person
My Ka rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
And you're just finding this out now?
Also, I'm fucking lovely and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Oh is this for driving oop north?
That's more understandable then. Probably worth the extra
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
this is sensible
having driven a range of cars in the previous couple of months I can also strongly recommend you don't drive any sort of Vauxhall.

A 1 litre Toyota Aygo is quicker and much more fun to drive than a 1.6 Astra.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I liked the old Vectra SRi ('97) it was damn quick as well
But the new ones don't excite me. I'm looking forward to possibly getting a scirocco but knowing my luck I'll get a shitty sportka or something
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I imagine the old ones were better
but even a brand new 1.8 Astra had no grunt to it at all. It was ok when you are doing like 60 and accelerating, but getting there was fucking dreadful.

I'd love to have a go in a new Scirocco, they are great looking cars and Golfs are great to drive, so I imagine they must be too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Also I hope I won't get called a cunt quite so much if I rock up in a VW as opposed to an Audi :p

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
better that than people genuinely believing you drive a Prius :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
HAHAHAHHA

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)
My last two hires have been an 09 Micra and a brand new 59 Fiesta.
The Fiesta was nice but the Micra was so much fun to drive. Apparently I'm picking up a brand new Micra on Sunday for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I'm rocking a spanking new Focus at the moment
the heated front screen was a blessing this morning.

It also has a push button start and the key fob only needs to be inside the car to start it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Heated windscreens are brilliant
I wish my van had one. I just wish my van had an engine that worked at the moment though.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I want a van
I intend to have one within a couple of years.

Unfortunately I have only about 7 months left before I have failed in my only stated life goal of having a Porshce 911 by the time I am 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)
That's a pretty wanky life goal
Still, it matches your haircut.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)
it was a goal I came up with about 12 years ago I think
I hadn't thought about it for years until a few months ago. Just goes to show I'm in a different situation to what I thought I'd be in.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)
You thought you would turn 30 with a sensible haircut?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)
that was never going to happen

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Christ, I'm 40 and still haven't got a sensible haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)
good man
daft hair and flappy coats ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I shall never surrender to conformity.
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I've got two years to get married and have a kid.
Right now I'm content with 12 years and a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)
^
This. We have a 1 litre Peugeot 107, and it's possibly one of the best fun cars to drive I've ever had. Plus, for a small car and engine it's got a surprising amount of poke to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
I love your little car, it's like it's made out of Lego.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
It's a brilliant little thing.
And surprisingly roomy inside, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
TGB's not that little

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I CALL SHOTGUN !
YES !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Awesome you can pay the extra £80
Problem solved everyone is a winner babe that's the truth *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Before I do the maths, I need to factor in how much Semisonic time will be played.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)
None
It's going to be evil carnival music the entire journey
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)
that would be amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is because I got you into hollyoaks, isn't it?
=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Can we just repeat the "HUUUR HURRR HURRR I FEEL BETTER NOW" bird on repeat for the entire journey?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Only if you want to be left at a service station

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Compromise on the best hits of the NHL? They only play the good bits in songs anyway.
They only play like 30 seconds of a song, but it's the best 30 seconds, you can fit loads of songs on a CD if you skip out the borring bits.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Like six litres of fuel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Too true

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
haha oh noel, you're so funny
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
*beams*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

a l
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

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