I'm trying to give up posting on B3ta during office hours
as you can see, it's going great
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

get back to work you
how can i ever give up work and retire if you don't??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Yes Miss Swipe
Sorry Miss Swipe

It wont happen again Miss Swipe
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

that's mrs dracula to the likes of you, i only use miss swipe when the husband is away and i can-
oh.

damn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I found it surprisingly easy to do
when work blocked the site.

Today, however, I am working from home due to a sickly child, so I find myself lured here whilst trying to wade through the mass of project information I'm trying to decipher.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

i've just been given the most fascinating new job
wish i could tell you lot about it, as the property is so unique, i am frothing at the legal gash here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Buckingham Palace?

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

better!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Playboy Mansion?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Beckingham Palace?

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

MI5/6
(Teamspunk Is putting the spunk in steampunk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Sadly, mine isn't that fascinating.
Just an extension of a project that I worked on in 2009. When I first got the file I read through it and thought "hang on, this is the same fucking project, they're trying to pull a fast one and get more money from a different pot to finish it off the cheeky fuckers".

A few 'phone calls confirmed that this wasn't the case, but the detail in the application is almost exactly the bloody same, which is why it's taking some time to wade through all the supplementary info, because if it gets audited along with the original project the auditor is going to have to be able to see that they are two different projects.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)