christ
I didn't read that one. She is such a fucking spastic.

I'm going to fill her cunt with gunpowder, load her with broken glass and nails and use her as a skanky slag-based blunderbuss.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:46, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

points deducted for the ommission of the obvious "blunderpuss" pun

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

damnit!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Needs more rage please.

(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

more exclamation marks do you think?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

The promise of your actual intention to perform said actions would suffice.
Please.
(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

sorry, I thought that was implicit
I am definitely going to do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Thank you.
Sincerely.
(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

She's like one of them gypsy woman with too much money and no morals.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

she had the big dress any everything

( zulu eh?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

And the fairytale coach.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

gypsy woman with too much money and no morals.

worthless pieces of pathetic shit who serve no purpose beside infuriating real people.
(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)