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"britains biggest secret" - kate middleton's dressno, its not a secret, its not important and its not worth space on the bbc news homepage.
fuck you bbc, fuck you right in the eye
whats made you angry today?
alt q - i am drinking beer as i am working from home. how do you slack off?
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zulu eh?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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The fact that you have given more web space to a subject no one cares about.(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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This made me laugh.Please excuse the previous lack of punctuation.
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zulu eh?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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It looked better when I returned so I removed the puncuation commentMainly as I thought I was probably imagining it.
Also I'm not as angry as I normally am. I think it's because I didn't watch any TV last night.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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What is such a secret about this dress?Please explain so I don't have to award the BBC website with another hit.
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no one knows who is making it or what it looks likehowever, the people who don't care, don't care, probably most of the people who do care don't want the surprise spoiled before the big day.
so they should fucking shut up
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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It has to be a secret insofar as all bride's dresses are secret from their future husbands.(
girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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and meanwhile the other big news headlineis that that horrendous satsuma-faced, huge-titted harridan Katie Price and latest here-today-gone-tomorrow hubby Alex Reid are to separate. Apparently - according to her - he is "obsessed with being in the media".
Just pause for a moment and try to get your head round that.
This comes after they sold exclusive pics of their "marriage-saving make-or-break holiday getaway for 2" to the highest bidder.
Christ on a bike.
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christI didn't read that one. She is such a fucking spastic.
I'm going to fill her cunt with gunpowder, load her with broken glass and nails and use her as a skanky slag-based blunderbuss.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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points deducted for the ommission of the obvious "blunderpuss" pun(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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more exclamation marks do you think?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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The promise of your actual intention to perform said actions would suffice.Please.
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sorry, I thought that was implicitI am definitely going to do it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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She's like one of them gypsy woman with too much money and no morals.(
girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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worthless pieces of pathetic shit who serve no purpose beside infuriating real people.
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Is she blonde now?She looked pretty fucked on the cover of a magazine I walked past the other day. And no I don't buy celebrity magazines because real life SHOCK story magazines are where it's at, although it's sad times that Love It! isn't as good as it was
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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No idea. She might have been blonde yesterday and then ginger today.Who cares?
Stupid question actually, someone clearly does - as someone continues to buy OK, Hello and watch her (presumably) horrific TV programme.
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Shut your pieholeShe's an excellant mother to her growing collection of bastards
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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Technically only one is a bastardThe other two are just cunts
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Thankfully the children seem fairly normal considering the cards they've been dealt.(
girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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I know.One of them's half Australian, for fuck's sake.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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See, I don't follow her exploits in detail.I find it incredible that she was Andre long enough to become pregnant twice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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The other day I overheard on the bus that Victoria Beckham is pregnant againThere is a tiny part of me that is impressed her and david are still together, it must be.. what 15 years?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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You heard wrong.Turns out she's just eaten an apple.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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And Chris Martin is really pissed off about it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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I'm sure they'll rofl when the other kids show them what mummy got up to on the internet(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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points for the use of the words "satsuma-faced"shit, she's a piece of work. no doubt this "heartbreak" will get her another tv show
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zulu eh?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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There was something in the paper today that she had delayed telling hubby that it was over...until her camera crew were set up to record his reaction.
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A Harvey Wallbanger.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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I'm not angry today!alt: I slack off with cleaning. Also, instead of emptying the dishwasher yesterday, I just washed the dishes I used and put them away.
Fuck cleaning up after other people.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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I haven't been angry for quite a while now.Car rage doesn't count in my books.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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Just spent the afternoon with my placement school and class for the next 6 weeks. They are wicked.The kids are brilliant and the majority are bright as buttons.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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All the kids in total are as bright as one button?even if it's a fairly large button that doesn't sound too great.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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I'm angry that people who call themselves journalistsStill haven't got to grip with the fact that the European Court of Human Rights a) isn't part of the EU and b) doesn't technically issue binding decisions of law.
Alt: Unfortunately, this is how I slack off. I may crack some wine open before I go to work though
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Nothing, I'm very content.Just made an amazing lunch. Nom nom nom.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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Fritatta.Eggs, tabasco, black pepper, chopped chilli and spring onions, potatos and facon. Bit of cheese on the top.
Got more for tomorrow :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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That sounds fucking lushFritattas are the only thing I can or will cook.
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I cooked one when I was home. It was delicious.It was smoked mozzarella for the most part. Nom.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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I like either goats cheese and asparagusOr red onion, red pepper, potato and cheddar cheese.
I really want a fritatta now :(
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Both of those sound amazing.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:11,
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They are so good it's untrue.Since I can only cook one thing, I've got to be quite good at it.
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if you eat meatI can heartily recommend sausage, red onion and sweet potato frittata
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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it istry sweet potato instead of regular potato in the one you mention above. you won't regret it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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*makes fritatta notes*I can't cook them at home though, which is sad.
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Your lunch sounds niceI've just got back from the shops. I've realised I've bought the same shopping with only minimal changes every time I've gone :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:36,
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Nothing as yetI'm in a generally good and affable mood as I found out last night I got the gig I was holding out for.
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Ta.Better still, the old guy wasn't angry with me for turning down his gig. So everyone's happy.
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Double woo!He probably knows the score.
Not the music score, the score as in the music bizz.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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Well, it turns out he had another bassist waiting in the wings anywayHe said he would have given it to me preferentially, but didn't seem too bothered when I turned it down.
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*would not be entirely unfair to suggest that he's only 'laid back' after his fourth can of Kestrel Super*(, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
At first I read that as "got the girl I was holding out for"and was like "what Crow has gone back in the closet?!"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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Don't worry Badger, I'm still in a physics departmentThe chances of there being any girls to hold out for are minimal. You may continue to mock my screaming bumderism.
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Some of them are...as are some of the catering staffI think there's potential here, to say the least...
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Leave a ready meal for one in your bin just to let them know.(
girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:21,
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Ha! That's just daft enough to work(Although, sadly, I wouldn't be the only person to do that. The difference is that everyone else would have done it because they are working through the evening due in part to the fact they have no life. And I wouldn't want my Eastern European cleaning psirens to get the wrong idea...)
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If they're Eastern Europeans then they won't be that fussy. *grins*(
girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:25,
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Our place changed the cleaning contract recentlythereby ridding the office of the attractive, Polish cleaning workforce and replacing them with a bunch of munters from Scotswood.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:29,
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i just watched a client polish off 19 sandwiches in the space of an hour19. how is this humanly possible?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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By eating one sandwich every 3.16 minutes(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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without your already obscene gut explodingin an orgy of blood, bile and sandwich filling, i meant.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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only if you think obscene means fatit could have meant "obscenely toned and tanned, almost enough to put me on the turn" if you prefer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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Bahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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I felt my arteries twitch.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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about 10 of them were some kind of swine related carcassy product. shudder.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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I'm trying to get Charms into vegetarianism.She likes fake chicken and facon. My work is going well.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Is this to compensate for your fall from the same?Thus restoring the net balance of vegetarians in the world?
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I've kind of swung back.In the sense I'm no longer buying and cooking meat. The replacement shit is lower in calories.
Obviously I will be stuffing my face with lamb on Saturday. I'm looking forward to it. Whose internet life should I ruin this time?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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Ooh, there's a good question.Obfuscated, of course, by the fact that I've only the vaguest idea of who's coming.
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Hmm.I think most people I know have their own little memes. I honestly thought the meme was that you were gay. Not that you were the person pointing them out.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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Yes...I guess at least you've given me a meme.Sadly it's not one about what a charming and witty individual one, but I guess buggers can't be choosers. And hey, it's preferable to being the local rapist.
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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.I've been told that one women is raped every day.
Well she must be getting sick of it by now.
I realise this does nothing for my feminist leanings whatsoever.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:41,
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a bit likeStatistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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This also reminds me of a similar jokeSomewhere in the world a woman gives birth every 8 seconds.
We must find this woman and stop her.
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Oh, the punnery.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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*frowns*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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As long as it isn't meget right on the ruining. I'm ruined already
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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You're fetish, aren't you?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:40,
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I thought that was your meme.Or maybe that was a shortlived one.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:45,
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It must've beensince I don't really remember it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:46,
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She IS fetish?I am confuse.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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why would you do that to someone?meat is fucking boss.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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She doesn't really eat much.I do like red meat, though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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I bet you do my dear!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:29,
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i've never tried themas i hate meat, so therefore i hate meat substitutes. i wish i was less picky, i just had to turn down lunch because the vegetarian options were: red pesto, red pepper and tomato on tomato bread (tomatoes? yuck), greek feta cheese, cucumber, olive tapenade on olive bread (olives, yuck), cheddar and vegetable sweet pickle (sweet pickle, yuck).
i wouldn't mind but it's not as if my parents let me be a fussy child, i was forced to eat stuff even it made me heave. i don't have the same will-power now they are no longer feeding me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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To be honest I'd probably only eat the middle one.The chicken chunks are a nice way to beef up a meal, as it were.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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It's jazzed up no end by putting a vegetable stock cube or two in it when cooking.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:52,
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See, it made me chuckle when my ex decided to become vegetarianas she was an incredibly fussy eater where vegetables were concerned and had to overcome her dislike of vegetable based produce to make a success of her chosen path.
Fair play, she did.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:17,
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I could give them a run for their money(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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were they finger sandwiches?or nomtastic monster sandwiches?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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somewhere in the middleyour average triangle, but quite well filled.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:06,
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a triangle can't be close to a nomtastic monster sandwich(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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If you mean those little triangular mini sandwiches I reckon I could do that easy.Not that I would anymore but I could.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:06,
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I'm not kiddingI could totally do that.
EDIT ^ Yeah, if you mean little triangular ones.
EDIT EDIT, right if it's quarter triangles, no problemo. It's only just under five slices of bread. GONE.
If it's half triangles, maybe a struggle, but I could manage it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:23,
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I haven't read any of the other replies to this, and I'm not going to, in fact, I'm going back to work after I write this and will never give it another thought again (or at least, until I have a break).But you are quite possibly the worst human being on this planet.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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I just bought Rizla and now they've vanished!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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Is Barry there?Because if he is I'd check him first.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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I just twigged.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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That pisses me off something chronicEspecially if I've had to actually *buy* them. Ludicrously overpriced.
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tesco price has increase from 55p to 80p!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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For regular or kingsize?I get all my smoking stuff free at work, except baccy, and I can usually get that on the cheap.
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that's fucking outrageous!what sort do you use out of interest.
My order of preference is: blue king size slims, silver king size slims, constructions made of blue smalls
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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Always silvers, or blacks which are the same as silvers as far as I can tell but only sold in a tackle shopin Shepton Mallet.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:24,
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I have never seen blacks(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:24,
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you're not far offthere were 2 black guys at my secondary school of 1000
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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they have a chatoo
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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We've started getting clear ones in at homeThey're a bugger to roll with, but so worth it. All the papery bits removed.
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do you mean the gum ones?I hate em. They look plastic and regardless of them being tasteless it still looks wrong.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:28,
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I seecellulose ones. I bet they are a bitch to roll with. Good job I'm really fucking good at it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:28,
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Worth itIt's a bit hard to get over the weirdness at first though.
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if they don't sell them at one of the two shops I walk past on the way to band practicethen I won't be getting them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:34,
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Yeah, we get ours from a 'tobacconist*' in town*That just so happens to sell mainly kingsizes, blunt papers and oddly shaped vases.
And on that note, I've decided to have a smoke before work.
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good girlI'm looking forward to one tonight.
Speaking of which, I shall be making the long trek home very shortly.
Huzzah!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:39,
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May have also been because I am listening to a nice bit of dubstepto calm me down after getting insanely angry earlier.
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dubstep* and weed do go perfectly together.*and electronica too
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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Problem being that I now can't listen to dubstep without wanting a smoke.(, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
totally slacking off right now by reading a wikipedia article on Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infieldand watching my big fat gypsy wedding
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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I'm never angry**pure lies on the internet
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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Booked Oxford Tube yet?I need to work out how much time I have to clean and when we can meet Berkette.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:42,
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clean?What on earth for? I'll book that now. What sort of time was I thinking of do you know?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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Clean the house.DUH
No idea- Maybe aim for about 3 or 4? To get here. So you can dump your stuff and there's not too much hurry to get to Whitechapel.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:49,
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Sounds good to meI'll book now
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:08,
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That dressGets you an extra Bank Holiday remember.
I love a good Royal Wedding.
The last one didn't end so well...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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If it weren't for the fact that I know you're gay.I'd have thought you were being sarcastic.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:51,
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:)
And no. Im not wondering whether Elton will be performing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:37,
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Lots of things anger meMy MD has allegedly bought another 100k+ car, and there are rumours going around of us not getting a pay rise this year.
Friends trying to set me up with mutual friends, as if being single means I'm somehow incomplete and they just have to meddle.
My metabolism.
A good chunk of what qualifies as news.
TGB.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:46,
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Why's your metabolism annoying you?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:52,
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Because it's too slowThough I'm pretty sure I've lost weight over the last 3 weeks.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:55,
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Well doneeat more chillis. Apparantly that helps speed up the metabolism
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:59,
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Good, I love chillisAnd thanks :)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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you're welcomeI'm annoyed I've lost no weight though. That might change when start the climbing though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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it takes a little while for it to start in my experience(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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"Britain's biggest secret"is 'what hold has DF got over his fit missus?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:54,
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Full Nelson I reckonGood day to you Mr Boyce.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:57,
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I'm annoyed nowmy own fault though. In greedily swigging my can of lemon zing lucozade it splashed in my eye :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:56,
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Let's find out. On Saturday.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:23,
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Lets lock them in a broom cupboard togetherand see if one of them turns into a wolf.
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I'll barricade the door.This will be good to watch
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:28,
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Not reallyI predict sitting in corners and sulking, followed by fruitless battering of the door
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:34,
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That's what Chompy will be doing as you first of all try and talk him into sexand then just throw yourself at him.
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You have a warped vision of the world(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:45,
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