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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening Bumders.
What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:32, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was mortified this evening when Biscuit and Benji terrorized a poor old woman walking through the park, minding her own business.
Edit - Also for you.

thechive.com/2011/01/20/britains-ugliest-dog-adopted-and-the-fugliest-dogs-ever-13-photos/
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Well that certainly makes me feel beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
If I'd have said 'Nah, I'll pass!' People would accuse me of being choosy.
www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/21-pictures-of-dogs-in-the-wind

Also, how did Benji and Biscuit annoy the old woman? They didn't demand her pension did they?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Biscuit shot off towards her, she's always the instigator, and Benji followed barking and menacing her.
It was getting dark and I think they were protecting me. I couldn't apologize enough : /
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Oww. They were protecting you?
Or were they trying to get away from you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
They are very protective unfortunately.
Luckily they are all bark and no bite.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Unless the old woman was on her way to a fancy dress party, dressed as Tufty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
guzzling rice pudding
straight from the tin
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Get a bowl, for the love of god.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
nah, then I'd have to wash it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
That isn't going to take long, is it?
How was the pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)
tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Tell me more about the pizza.
Base and topping info requested.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
thin
tomato, cheese, pepperoni, unidentifiable meat lumps and chorizo (added by me)

is this enough information?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
That'll do.
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
great news!
one of the guys I had (admittedly reluctantly) been messaging, seems to write for a UFO website :(

oh wait...more than one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
ALIENS!
Crunchy is being chatted up by aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Installing QUBE.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)
For you.
thechive.com/2011/01/20/screw-it-lets-dance-11-gifs/attachment/1295152594657/
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Just showing you what you could have had if you'd picked me : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
WHY BLOUSIE? WHY?
I'll bet she has a nightmare at airports.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
cow cube
COWUBE
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Having a dooby and watching catch up telly.
Considering whether to play need for speed or bust out the old batman game for some Baddy bashing
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Trying on a dress I bought on ebay
and discovering that I was far too ambitious in the sizing and it does not fit. Which is annoying, because it looks fucking stunning on. Since it doesn't fit anyway I am consoling myself with chocolate.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Haha!
I got a lovely jacket in the sales from Next. It's maternity! *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I always do that with jeans in the sale
*rummage rummage* Oooh! they're ni - oh. Stretchy bits. Fuck it *tries them on anyway*
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
There's a jacket I'm looking at on eBay.
It's a women's one though, it's exactly the same as the men's version except the size. I've been after it for yonks but I dunno whether to risk £80 for it to turn up and be tiny. It's a size 12 and I have no idea what that means.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
It means you need to eat more pies.
Sensible answer would be find a girl who is a size 12 and try their jacket on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Thats an M for women
so probably a S for blokes? Can you not go to the manufacturers website and look at the sizing? Everywhere I buy clothes from has a size guide somewhere on the site...
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
If it equates to a small men's that's ace cos that's me that is.
I've got the measurements off the seller just this second and I *think* I might just be okay. I'm gonna get it and if it doesn't fit buy a corset/gaffa tape my belly in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Baz.
Honestly, do you NEED any more jackets?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I don't need any more dresses
I still bought one. I suspect Baz still has more clothes than I do though...
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Evening berk.
How are you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Not bad
long day though. And your good self?
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Tired.
I went out last night.

Made any soup this week?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Chicken and mushroom
I shall be making winter vegetable and smoked sausage at the weekend for lunches next week.
Good night?
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)
It was fun.
Didn't drink much, good company and had a laugh.

So that was nice.

Made any cakes this week?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Nope
making one tomorrow though for Lampito, as she's putting me up for the weekend.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
If I ever go to prision.
You'll be the first person I sent a visiting order to. You can bake me a cake with a file in it.

Looking forward to MontStock?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Yes, I am
I'd just be sitting alone in my flat eating cold takeaway pizza and moping, and instead I'm going to see some awesome people from the internet and eat tasty tasty curry and possibly get drunk.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Have fun!
Did you finish watching that gypsy wedding thing the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I intend to :)
and yes, against my better judgment I did. I counted my blessings afterwards, mind.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Something else worth seeing from the 4OD website
Was the Derren Brown 'Enigma' show.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I'm not really a big fan of his
and I'm listening to the new Tron soundtrack.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Tron? Soundtrack?
How does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
its music with glowy edges

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Are the Electric Lightcycle Orchestra
One of the bands?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Tron is a film
films have soundtracks. They can be played on their own, not just with a film, and you can listen to them. Amazing, eh?
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I'm aware of that.
But I've never seen the point of owing a film soundtrack.

How many track on the soundtrack actually feature in the film?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
It's pretty good actually
it was scored by Daft Punk and is interestingly electro/synth. And I didn't buy it, I downloaded it. Surely all the songs in the film are on the soundtrack, isn't that what a soundtrack IS?
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
How many track are there on the album? 13? 15?
How many times are you going to hear a song in the film?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
You hear each song once, I believe
I can remember which bits of the film match which songs.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Thus making it a marketing exercise.
Rather than a music experience!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Oh shush
it's not besieging your ears so you've no cause for complaint.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
'Fall' is awesome
But then I love pounding bass lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
It's good
but I think my favourite is 'End of Line'. Also, Michael Sheen is a bloody mentalist.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Sorry Lab.
b lines

It was begging for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I knew there was a strikethrough in there somwhere
but I really couldn't be bothered to do it myself.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Nowt wrong with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Pounding ass?
*winces* I can think of several, actually.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Pounding implies I'm the giver
I don't have a problem with that if the receiver is female and willing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I know what it implies
but I can still think of a number of things wrong about anal.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Eh, I'm alright with it
I know people have their reservations though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
*shrugs*
each to their own. You might change your mind if you were expected to be the receiver though!
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I did go to an all boys school...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is all on the right of the page.
This make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I didn't have you down as a conformist
but am I to assume from that statement that you've got an anus like a tuba? :P
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Hahaha!
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Hehehe
*parp!*
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
You can never have enough jackets.
I am an idiot though cos I currently have two on their way in the post on top of that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
"working"
there's a park right next to where I "work" and I think I may take Echo there this eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Where do you usually walk her?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
around my neighborhood

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Will you be able to play fetch in the park?
Does Echo like chasing sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'm listening to this at the moment, it was my fave album as a kid, brings back so many bitter-sweet memories.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00002528Z/ref=oss_product

Falling asleep to it in the hospital night after night, with one of the greatest views of london in the middle of clear winter nights.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Watching American Dad
And talking
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'm getting dangerously close to finishing Mad Men now.
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself afterwards.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)

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