I get the feeling that Al doesn't like me very much
as I may have been slightly antagonistic towards him.

I would like to declare this 'Apology thread' and try to make Al love me as much as he loves djtp.

Who do you need to apologise to? Do it here!

Alt: who needs to apologise to you immediately or else?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:50, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck al, you don't need his approval
you need mine.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You know some stuff
should I be worried that I've started getting PAYG SIM cards through the post addressed to my house, but with lots of random names?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It's when you get voting cards addressed to 45 members of the Patel family
that you need to be suspicious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Yeah you should
you should check your credit report to see if anything on there is a bit iffy.
Go on MSE and it'll tell you how to check it for free if you can be bothered with the hassle if not then it costs £6
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Fuck him, fat needy wanker.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

In other news, the Archive has a new category, entitled 'medical horseshit'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Somehow this does not surprise me

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Alright Poppet.
It was inspired by this.

b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1050375
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That was his first mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Needless to say though, he had the last laugh.
Sorry for length

cheers
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Needs more online hardman-ing

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Of course, it turned out that the shop guy had sold me water.
So I smashed his face in.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

And possibly some additional indignation
at other people feeling that they have the right to point out bullshit masquerading as truth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Alright mate.
ahaha I saw that. All I could think was "WTF?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Later today I'm going to cure my bum AIDS by drinknig bleach and havinga golden shower

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

and typing lessons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I quite liked the one who claimed that he cut a bit off the end of his finger and it put him in a coma for two daysas well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

In all fairness, I'm fairly sure if I cut any part of my anatomy off, I'd defintely at least faint.
I mean I fainted when I was dressing a chef's hand at work once.
And that wasn't even MY blood!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm sorry to Grandma for refusing a Cadbury's Flake from her in a really huffy way
And she looked so excited to be offering it to me.
I spoiled it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

you horrid excuse for a human.
How could you refuse a flake???
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I wasn't hungry.
But I should have been nicer.
I just kinda went "Ohhh actually I'm not hungry thanks." and wandered off.
I should have gone "Yerse! A Flake! But can I save it for later? Thanks Grandma."
because she was lovely she was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

as long as you haven't been obsessing over it....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

For 23 years!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

+ am it
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I would like to apologise to myself for not doing any work today
as it means I'll have to work on Sunday instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I would like to apologise to Roota, the blue nosed bitch.
It seems I'm often cruel to the fucking harridan, and as such I wish to apologise to her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

On behalf of the BST I would like to apologise
to the lesser men of /OT for leaving them for dust and for not giving them a fucking chance with any of the hot ladies, because they just don't measure up to us. Yes, in THAT way too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'm truly distraught.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

That's alright AA, you're young enough to get over it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

He'll always have Green Day

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I like Green Day about as much as you like low fat tofu.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I didn't know Al loved tofu with all his heart, soul and penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm going to post this again, because it makes me chuckle when I see it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Haha
What prompted this in the first place?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I think it was just your general love of Green Day
and your desire for them to wake you up as September ended.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

This is true.
Just glad I'm not the youngest here, it gets boring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I am 29 in a week or so; one year closer to death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm 22, I am also getting closer to death.
Just a little behind you...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

That's what you think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

'Oh no it isn't'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Panto season's finished, AA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Alt: NICK CLEGG, TONY BLIAR AND GORDON CLOWN.

Right, kids?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*Fist Bumps*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You want to get them looked at.
Have you been punched by Lab lately?

*worried face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Don't worry about it.
Al hates anyone less fat than him aka everyone on earth (and in space and the universe).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Aside from your Mum that is
zing!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

You're SO homophobic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Am not, you bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to take you to an internet tribunal for that.
Julian Assange is going to FUCK YOU UP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

+ THE BUM. Because NakedApe is such a big man lover.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I heard that as well.
From Crow, and he'd fucking know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Crow has such finely attuned Gaydar
he can not only spot a bummer at 100 paces, but he can also tell if they're a giver or a receiver and whether or not they like fisting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

He gets odd twinging sensations in his otherwise terminally flaccid radiocarpals.
At least I think that's what the chap in the white coat told him.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Colonel Sanders told him that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)