Eek, I hope she and the baby are alright
although I believe you said she was 7 months recently, so that's premature but not uber premature. They should both be absolutely fine if there's no other complications.
I stayed awake for about 50 hours once, was going on holiday to the US and couldn't sleep on the plane or once we got there. I don't function at all well without sleep and was starting to go a bit mental.

Alt - no, probably not. It's quite invasive for women, I believe, certainly more so than it is for men - if I was in a relationship and couldn't risk/afford anymore kids or whatever, I'd ask my other half to consider it. If he wouldn't, then surely two forms of contraception should pretty much negate any chance of getting pregnant? It's worked for me so far.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are those two forms your face and your vagina?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Please punch him in the face for this tomorrow berk

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah shes just over 31 weeks
So they only need to worry about the lungs really and everyone knows lungs are one of those pointless organs that they really aren't sure what they do. I'm not worried just not quite ready.
( Peej, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

pft lungs are overrated ask wooks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

The pill and abstinence?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

See above
mine was funnier, chinstable
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Mine was politer, fatty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Why would I care about being polite to berk?
1) I'm married, so no chance of any norkage
2) berk doesn't do the sex anymore so point 1 is moot anyway
3) we're totally best "Going to see Pulp at the Wireless Festival in teh summer Buddies" so she loves me and won't think I'm a bastard for making a funny joke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Pulp?!
Oh dear...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Oh shush your face
Pulp are awesome.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

esome ful
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I had an album in my teens
Listened to it again on mp3 last year, it's universally shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I also had an album in my teens.
Luckily for me, it wasn't by Pulp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If your chins ever saw a band as good as Pulp
they would smother your face in revenge for all that dreadful shit you subject them to.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I totally snubbed Jarvis Cocker by accident
At the Sickipedia comedy night. I leaned over his stupid head to read a poster, and didn't realise it was him until I walked away.
PUNK LIVES!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

He's a decent bloke, but I wouldn't buy a record off him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

snu kno
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I fear he's too bony
It'd be like trying to bang xylophone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

He curated that festival at the Barbican
and got some great bands on, inc Motorhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Doesn't make me want to fuck him

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Oh go on. He really fancies you.
You'd be doing me a favour to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

There's not enough beer in the world

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

AL:
you listen to Yngwie Malmsteen deliberately and for pleasure.

With this in mind your opinions on music are irrelevant. You also like a band called 'Therapy?' (their question mark), and they're fucking IRISH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Monty:
You're a smallminded old man, who is constantly out of his head on massive drugs.

With this in mind your opinions on absolutely anything at all are irrelevant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

My mind is fucking large, I'll have you know.
I've spent years expanding it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Ha! Very funny
yes, I suppose if you swap condoms for abstinence that pretty much describes the current situation.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Condoms are all well and good
And don't get me wrong, a necessity until you're in a longterm relationship and both tested, but they are massive moment-killers.
It's all going passionately, clothes are being shed, hold on a minute love while I root around in the drawer to find one and "wrap it up before I slap it up".
Quote provided by Tim 'Big Dog' Westwood
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

But, they do remove the problem of the wet patch
though it is annoying when you're away and you've forgotten to bring any.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)