Ahahaha how embarrassing
I'm sat on my bed in bra and pants and I've just caught the guy in the flat next door staring through my window. I gave him a cheery wave and he shot out of sight.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Are you planning on
Baking in the buff?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)

One of my favourite things
about living on my own is that I can wander about in the nuddy whenever it takes my fancy. I usually have tshirt and pants on when I'm in the kitchen though due to an accident a few years ago cooking bacon.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I never do that even though I live on my own.
My mum however, used to be one for wandering around the house naked. Well until my grandad moved in anyway.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Yeah, my mum does it as well
I heartily wish she wouldn't though. I think I probably won't wander about with it all hanging out, so to speak, if I ever have kids.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)

yay
good work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Invite him over, he might be bored tonight too, could share a bottle of wine and have a game of monopoly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

He's turned the lights off now
maybe if he comes back I'll think about it...
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

that's because he's having a wank
thinking you might come over and ask to play strip monopoly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Time how long the lights are off for.
Make some score cards for when the lights come back on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Can you play strip monopoly?
It sounds like the worst kind of way to get someone naked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

If you get all the [poor place] you have to put on those 3-for-£10 knickers, if you get all the [second from richest place] you get La Senzas.
Get [richest place] and you go comando.

Grab all the train stations and it's his lucky night, but it'll cost him more than the square's worth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

this sounds complicated enough
to be a roleplayer's sex game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)

All the best sex seshs involves a conversation regarding what version of the rulebook you're playing too and contesting half way through about the bounds of play.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

and NO ONE
should have sex without consulting an at least 10 sided die

Just don't botch the roll*

*Ars Magica joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I used to play Warmhammers as a kid, the future one and the past one.
We were just kids though and the rules were really complicated so we just made them up and generally agreed with what was happening.

Anyway, I imagine it would be just like that, making up the rules as you go along. "Wait a sec, when you rolled a 7 I had to [do some horrific act].... but now you've rolled a 7 it means we put on a DVD and I have do the washing up?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I'm sure there is a 'Community Chest' pun in there somewhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

You want to be the dog

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)