it.



"It"




*waggles eyebrows*


HUGZ4U Bbz!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

fucking hell
you've gone too far now.

waggly eyebrows AND hugz? i feel sick.

ha my friend saw dr hug last week and texted me to say "he should go out with a corpse except he'd probably hug and bore it back to death". harsh. don't think there will be a date 7.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Any amusing texts or emails from the great Dr you'd care to share with us?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

no, she hasn't forwarded any for a while
part of me hopes she won't dump him because they are nuggets of pure slushy gold. but most of me hopes she will because i am worried about the 2am angst about why she can't find him attractive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

And is she on any kind of drugs or medication that might prompt this 2am angst?
It's just, you know, I would have thought it fairly obvious that the reason she can't find him attractive is that he's an odious creep.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

i think the problem is that he isn't actually - he is just a bit of a gimp
did i tell you about the hymen thing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Oh..."It must hurt more for her because it breaks the hymen?"
*shudders*
I stand by my "odious creep" remark.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I'm surprised she's lasted this long without giving him the elbow.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

you should see the other losers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

The reasons why I remain resistant to online dating
are many and varied. You have pretty much summed them up here.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

and me
i have only dipped my toe in the world of online dating a couple of times. it has NEVER been a good thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Again, I must agree
the last time I signed up to one the only attention I got was from loads of asian and turkish blokes after a visa and one other guy who lived a few miles away and kept sending me increasingly anguished emails when I wouldn't reply (after initially telling him I wasn't interested, I'm not THAT rude)
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)