Manage to make a fresh start with the boy I really, really liked.
He'd agreed to sleep with me again, and was looking forward to it, and we were arranging it. I get drunk and miss him, so drunk-call him.

He tells me that I had him back, but he's changed his mind.
The fact he said I had him back hurt the most.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sounds like his issue, not yours

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

One day you'll hear this sorry tale when you have a spare 3 hours.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

we can get 3 bottles of wine to go with it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Do you really think the story will be that boring?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

She'll have to put up with me weeping.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

But you're full of awesome. You won't weep.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Oh yes I will.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Well take the awesome points anyway.
I insist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Thank you very much, love.
-tucks into bra-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

"I've lost my oyster card!"
*chuckles*
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Stingray card!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Bras are definitely handy storage places.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

+ for tits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

And the taxi fare home...

(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Sometimes they even provide the taxi home!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Tips or Tits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Perhaps with a set like yours, they have!

(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Nah, for things like hands.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

You're getting confused with pockets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Was it Steve Irwin?
In which case, I think you've had your revenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

He was beautiful but we were very not right for each other.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Can you please persuade my 15 year old self that THIS IS NOT THE CASE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

How?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Time travel
I hear you can achieve it if you pump your dick in and out of a Doberman fast enough.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Really?
I've had burns, but I've yet to experience time travel.

And they can be quite nasty (the burns, not the dogs, the dogs? They LOVE IT).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

more KY
K9 KY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Could be onto something there.
K9-KY

*Phones to go on the Dragons' Den*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Which end have you been going from?
You've got to go front end. Keep the teeth intact, they're the catalyst.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

88mph
1.21 gigawatts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

You know what this means?
This damned thing doesn't work!

*falls off the toilet, in some clock-hanging shenanigans*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Well then why be sad?
you're storing up a whole load of hurt when you know you weren't right for each other and thus it probably wouldn't have worked.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I've only come to terms that we weren't right in the last few months.
I get upset as he never agrees to any of my terms then complains I leave everything up to him. Agreed, left.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

"He'd agreed to sleep with me again"
Aww, and they say romance is dead.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Refused to kiss me, too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

very unsporting that

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

we should send an OT mob round
to beat him up. He sounds like a dick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

GEEK ATTACK!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

ROLL D20 FOR DAMAGE AND ADD WEAPON MODIFIERS!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

He would counter with science.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)