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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Catholics are the boring ones.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I dunno where you grew up but round here Catholics are having all of the sex.
You don't even have to get married if you get up the duff any more.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)
But seriously, Catholics. Filthy.
EDIT: not necessarily filthy actually. They might be rubbish at being filthy, but they're definitely all at it.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I do know one Catholic who is an utter slut. She's entertaining, if nothing else. I've texted her more than once when she's at mass telling her she's going to burn in hell.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Speaking as someone who comes from a massive Catholic family and went to Catholic school, I know. All my hardest-drinking friends were raised Catholic. It's the only reason I'm looking forward to my Godson's christening. It's going to be epic.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Must admit, I got pretty trollied at my Nephew's christening.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
couldn't stand up in front of a load of people and lie my arse off about believing in God.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
He's not religious, he's christening the kid because the family would never shut up about it otherwise (also, for the party).
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I have to miss my sister's birthday do the night before though, which has really pissed me off.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
My family should not drink. They're weird and annoying enough.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
We start when Mass finishes at 11 and do a pub crawl through all the Irish pubs in town. It's the only time I will go to church for a normal Mass.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I leave it to my family now.
I'm done with shenanigans.
it was alright when I used to get as drunk as them, because I could tolerate it. Now they all look like mongs. And novelty Guinness hats can fuck off and all.
I did make a cracking St Patrick t-shirt once though...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
www.tshirtoftheday.co.uk/funny-t-shirts/drink-up-bitches-saint-patricks-day-girls-tshirt/
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
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