I seem to be Mr Social recently
I'm out seeing various friends every night this week, be it to go to the cinema, house party or industrial club night. Shame all this had to happen right before payday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have to stay in as I spent all my money on a shiny monitor

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Lusty's taking me to what is effectively a gay bar tonight.
She has food and drink vouchers.

I expect I'll see you there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

food and drink vouchers been on about watching me take on Dutch Steve for weeks and frankly I'm so sick of hearing about it that I've given in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

so sick of hearing about it that I've given in keen
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Psychic AND a 'fanny magnet', eh?
Is there no beginning to your talents?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's not really mysterious, Monty.
She's been telling EVERYONE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I just had to disguise a 'lol' as a cough

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

how are you going to hide that everyone there knows you?
everyone turning round and going "Monty!" when you walk in will be a bit of a giveaway that you are a regular
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'll tell them you're ill tonight so for a change I've brought a 'fag-hag'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Sorry fella, off to the cinema tonight
You'll have to snort MDs off of someone else's dick. Maybe Dutch Steve?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'm praying 'Dutch Steve' doesn't become a meme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Challenge accepted.
"Schtop, thish Monty ish not ready yet, you needsh to dilate the anush before Dutch Schteve can fit in."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Or "Schteve" for short.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Although "short" isn't a word that can be used to describe Dutch Steve
at least, not in the downstairs department.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Yesh.
For some reason whenever I try to do a Dutch accent it turns into Sean Connery, and vice versa.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

that's a common problem
though working as I do with quite a lot of dutch people, it is not actually far from the truth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Right I have loads of work to do.
Kindly forget all about this by the time I get back.

Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

For once, I'm not 100% sure
whether you're so much of an attention whore that you desperately want Dutch Steve to continue and are trying primary school level reverse psychology to encourage this, or whether you would genuinely prefer us to leave it alone and are stupid enough to think that asking nicely will work. Please clarify.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

"Hey Schteve! You want to come back to my plasche for schome dominoesch and schport fucking?"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I am trying to figure out how to type 'psychedelic' in a Dutch accent without making myself look like Gonz.
I am failing.
I blame the morning.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

"Schychadelic"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

YES!
*punches air*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ropey, I feel.
But thanks for playing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Better than nothing.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Juscht be careful. We do not want Schteve to get the gush.
it is awful, yes? he could not schtop coming. After three daysh, hish body is shucked of all moischture, it ish like a hushk. And then firscht the schpaff goesh red, and then it goesh blick. And then you die.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Like a shad fasych freaky clown

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

indeed, sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

be a meme in my hair
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I'd have thought Crow would have been a more suitable partner for this event.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Knowing my luck, if I wandered in there I'd probably bump into about three or four different people I already know
Who will all mysteriously turn out to know each other.

*raises a suspicious eyebrow at wookiee*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hahah.
I almost wandered into GAY by accident on my way home last night, because I had forgotten about all the roadworks by Centre Point.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Pity, you should have come in and said hello...
(Edit: I am still debating in hindsight whether I should have gone and insistently said hello to that former student of mine, then been a complete cunt by introducing myself to her friends and telling them what an excellent physics student she was...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

You should have opened with a demand for her homework.
It would have been HILARIOUS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm sure I could have found a charming and witty way to do it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Of course.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)