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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Really?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
So it would only shift one of your chins.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
It's not a big secret (on here at least, none of my IRL friends know and I want to keep it that way)
but yes. I used to be a bona fide fat fucker.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)
You can't have been that bad if they didn't notice you'd had surgery though?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I was an 18-20
I'm now a 12. It's taken two years, so it's been pretty gradual.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
what was it you had done?
because that sounds like the sort of thing I'd like to be able to say
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I had one of these:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjustable_gastric_band
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)
it looks scary

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Woh', seriously, seriously, "woh'".
That is amazing. I mean, what you went through, and how good you look now with all that hard work involved.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
*bona fide fat fucker high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I was bigger than you
and also like...a foot shorter.

You're not fat. But high fives anyway.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
*joins in, but can't reach because of my gut*

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Can I join in?
Or at least get a skinny-fucker-high-ten?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)
fuck off, beanpole

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*Shouts*
Blousie! Some LARPER is picking on me, will you sort her out?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)
sounds like you're on your own, little boy
I shall snap you like a twig

*rolls D20
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Eek!
Hides behind the sofa/goes to the pub.

*Makes note to have a word with Blousie about leaving me in the lurch*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)
that's more like it
now start a new thread and make it a good one
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