But you've definitely lost
and I haven't. Despite the numerous 600 calories days :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have found out the hard way I can't do too many of those in a row or I go insane.
Though I'll have one today. I'm not that hungry, anyway.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm not having one today
I'm going to enjoy my chicken baguette. I wish it was calorie labelled though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

depending on size and whether it has mayo
will most likely be between 500-850 cals. you can have up to 2000. hoon off the baguette!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Just guestimate, and round up to be sure to be sure.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

This is what I do
I'm still averaging 750-1,000 calories less than my recommended daily allowance.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I think since my diet started I've only gone over 2000 cals twice*
Yesterday, for definite, and Saturday, for pretty definite. It's amazing what's happening even on 1700 cals a day.


*on food alone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

What is this thing that happened last night
to which you two are reffering to?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Problems with my health.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Are you alright?
I'd prefer it if you kept your health, it's hard to take the mickey out of dead people.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Hopefully!
I thought I was talking to the receptionist on the phone this morning, then had the horrible realisation that it was my doctor and I'd admitted I'd been lying to her for 6 months.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Had you been seeing other people when they thought you two were exclusive?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Not only that, but I'd been sleeping with the person she was cheating on ME with, as well!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Jesus, what a palarver
You students do have such complicated lives.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

It's almost like we all
Live inside an episode of skins
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

THAT is because you are 20
just you wait til about... 28.

just wait!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Saturday's probably been my only naughty day
And that was as much for the booze as anything else.
I have had a lazy week where exercise is concerned, but then I've been feeling rougher each day with this sodding sore throat and cough.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I ache all over
from moving all that gravel yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

That was a lot of gravel
My body aches from growing illness. I want it to fuck off so I can be awesome for the weekend, then get back into exercising next week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Surely you're going to need a lot more things to change for you to be awesome at the weekend?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

True, I am wearing too many items of clothing right now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I'm so glad I didn't booze on Sat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I'm glad i did
Haven't had a proper night in ages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I will booze in February with you, though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

excellent :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I've gone over 2000 twice
Most days I'm a thousand or below. Still lost nothing. This baguette is consolation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

How long have you been doing it?
I started before NYE, and am only now seeing the slightest of improvements.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Chin-Chinenee-Chin-Chinenee-Chin-Chin-Chinny

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

*cracks knuckles*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

started on the 2nd Jan
I think three weeks is long enough to see a bit of benefit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Unless you're lying to yourself
or sleep eating.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I'm not sleepeating
Since I'm not keeping easily eatable food around. Nor am I lying, since I'm keeping receipts and calorie count
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Maybe losing a couple of pounds
when you start off at several tons isn't going to be that noticeable.

That said most of it is boobs.

I'm making a silly boobs joke, not calling you a massive fatty. You're not a massive fatty
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

the boobs will be the last to go
And the doctor did tell me my medicine has a fairly common weightgain side effect of about a stone a year so it's an uphill battle

thanks Al
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Medication, yeah
Also, ahem, when a woman's, y'know, that time when...she's...attracting bears...
The weight fluctuates then, that's what I'm trying to say.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Basically, when a girl is shooting gunk out her minge, her knockers will be swollen.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Mmmmmmm

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Yours shoots? Like, violent expulsion?
Wow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

After effects of being filled with mentos.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Didn't you notice every now and then during dinner
she would sort of bounce of her chair. That was the recoil.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I remember the argument on here over whether those were convulsions or spasms.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

haha
Never noticed it myself. Hopefully the climmbing will make a difference though. If it doesn't I might just give up and be fat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

You
Are NOT fat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

This, so hard.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I'm not seeing a massive change
But then I've not been doing hardcore hours in the gym, rather slowly building up the press-ups, sit-ups and cycle rides I do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I really can't be fucked to diet
I just eat whatever I want on account of me liking food more than I potentially like looking thin/average sized.

"Nothing taste as good as skinny feels" - I'm like the opersite of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Haha!
You need to be careful when you get older hon, health wise and that. Other than that, good for you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Health is gonna be shit no matter what I do, so I might as well enjoy my food.
It's a good thing I don't enjoy heavly deep fried things on a daily basis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

you should see the week i've had
it's been disastrous. especially last night, what with pizza and a waitrose chocolate chip cake (seriously, this thing should be ILLEGAL and i don't even like cake very much).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I had so much mozzarella overall yesterday.
It was a long day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

i also had a cheese day yesterday
client lunch and 90% of it was different types of fancy cold meats so i had to inhale the cheeseboard at the end. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)