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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So you meet someone at a pub or whatever, and then the next day you ask them what they're having for lunch?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Pretty much, not just lunch any boring subject
it's blatent that you're just doing it to talk to them but it's non threatening and usually kick starts a conversation.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)
What medium do you use if there is no face-to-face?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
THE COCK-GAZ NEVER FAILS.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Standard modern seduction process is
facebook chat
msn/gmail chat
email
text
phone
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Success rate?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I also skip the email one.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
ha,
it increases for each level of the process but once you're at phone it's in the 90%s
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
standing outside there house at 1 am
killing their pets
stealing underwear
blackmail
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
you forgot "going through their trash"

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
You want
to teach her the offside rule and then smash it up.

They love it!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Standard Monty seduction process is
meet them
wow them
fend them off
give in
PROFIT
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Where's the "offer them a shit loads of drugs" step?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Eff that, bro.
Make THEM buy YOU the fuckin' MDs.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

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