i just got made to amend 25 claim forms by hand
stupid defendant changed its name. it's not my matter, but i got asked to do it because apparently i have nice handwriting. i never write anything neatly for a prolonged period of time any more. my hand really aches! it's a bit worrying to think how dependent on computers we are really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

but writing is awesome
I write everyday
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

i scribble a lot
all-day meetings/mediations/court hearings can be hundreds of pages. but that is largely illegible. keeping it pretty and neat takes effort, man!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

true dat

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

*inserts Al comment about your life sucking big time*

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

What?
Fuck off!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

i tried to see it as a compliment
i haven't been asked to write something out because of my handwriting since i was about 15.

like last night, when a client told me i reminded her of her husband. what is the correct response to this? i'm fairly sure it isn't a very blank stare, which is all i managed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Affermative

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

massive spelling fail

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

You can fuck off as well.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

but you love me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Watch that one.
He's a fickle bugger.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm much like Katy Perry in that I'm hot and I'm cold

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Are you a firework though?

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Yep
And I once kissed a girl and liked it.

And by sheer coincidence I was in San Francisco just as California Gurls was released and they were playing it everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Wahey party in the usa

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I had a corn dog
I will never have another one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
I haven't had one in fucking ages
must get on that
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

When you come to the UK
I will introduce you to the battered sausage. It's our equivalent.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm more interested in...mooshy..moshey...mushy? peas
what are they then?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

They are big peas, called "Marrowfat Peas"
which you cook over a low heat until they go all mushy, you can add some mint to them and they are utterly lush. But they are primarily a northern thing, down south people don't usually have them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

i fucking love peas, me

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I can see you fitting right in over here.
How do you feel about Doner Kebabs?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I've never had a kebab
don't even know what a doner kebab is
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

so...
... a bloke then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

erm......yes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)