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anyone doing anything good this sometime whatever on TV or Radio?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:01,
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:03,
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Hello new person, three things.
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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tomorrow is the Pro Bowl but I have rsvp'd to go to some sort of dirty party my friend is hosting for durex
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:04,
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Are you all going to put on full size condoms like in The Naked Gun?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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I've never seen that movie
but I would say probably not
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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As in bowling? 10 pin? I haven't been since I was a kid.
Do people play that proffesionally?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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no no, the pro bowl is the NFL, where you vote in players from each team to play for their conference
then the two conferences play against eachother
my team has 7 players on the pro bowl team
and yes, people do bowl professionally.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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I donno if it's drugs you're taking, or drugs you need be taking, but shit is messed up yo'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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it's american football, Gonz
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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when is the superbowl?
I like the superbowl
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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next weekend!
steelers vs packers
the packers stomped my team
I hate them
but Aaron Rogers is hot
it's hard to be mad
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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Damn early starts at work
Mean I can't stay up all Sunday night watching it. How I wish I was still a student.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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it's on sunday?
damn it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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oh, yes, sorry, should've said that
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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it's ok
I blame the NFL
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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the cunts
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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Yeah that Charlton Heston is a right cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:29,
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There you are
what was that place you mentioned in Oxford the other day?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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No Monty.
Ninja edit: Not the NRA. (oops)
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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nice!
should be able to watch it in that case
if only I could convince even one of my friends that it was a good thing to do....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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So close to being the Oilers and the Packers for maximum HOMOLOLS!
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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Where people can write in to make up teams? My goodness me, crazyness.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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I'm afraid it won't do me any good to enter, I don't really know any of the players.
I've heard of Wayne Gretsky and Bret Hull though, maybe they'll let them play?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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I watched that programme with Justin Lee Collins
where he tried to become a pro bowler. According to that the sport is utterly vast. Literally hundreds of thousands of people compete.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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ha
my dad was on the bbc news the other night, being interviewed about football.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:11,
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Is your dad Andy Gray?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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gosh
hello stranger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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Did he smash it?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:59,
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ndyr
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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Obvious. And amusing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:36,
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Ahem
I don't know if I've mentioned this yet, but... I'm on The Weakest Link next week.
What? He asked!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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oh really?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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Yeah man
I'm surprised I haven't told you, frankly
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:29,
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well you fucking haven't
I hope you're happy with yourself
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:32,
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Where's that monty cunt when you need him?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:32,
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the Pitt Rivers Museum is the answer to your question.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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How was that exhibition you went to last night?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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Not bad at all,
Some of the exhibits were superb, including a psychedelic light show and a massive ball of opium.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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Would you describe it as "fun"
I'm meeting a girl in oxford on sunday and may have oversold it when i said it would be fun.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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If she likes dead things then it's fun packed.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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It's either that or talk to me.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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if she didn't
she wouldn't have agreed to go on the date
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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Have you had lunch today Gonz?
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TheColonel, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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Yup, pay day thai fri day, happy days.
A4-A7; prawn pad thai (nice) and some sort of prawn-toast-but-with-meat-instead (borring).
What about everyone else?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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Massive Drugs, small drugs and two beers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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Always with the drugs, have you ever thought about having a yop drink instead?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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I had pad thai the other day, it comes with chicken and shrimp and I ask for tofu to be added and extra lime
om nom
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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Boring ham and mustard sandwich :(
I shall be having lots of beer this evening to drown my sandwich related woes
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TheColonel, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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i just got made to amend 25 claim forms by hand
stupid defendant changed its name. it's not my matter, but i got asked to do it because apparently i have nice handwriting. i never write anything neatly for a prolonged period of time any more. my hand really aches! it's a bit worrying to think how dependent on computers we are really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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but writing is awesome
I write everyday
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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i scribble a lot
all-day meetings/mediations/court hearings can be hundreds of pages. but that is largely illegible. keeping it pretty and neat takes effort, man!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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true dat
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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*inserts Al comment about your life sucking big time*
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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What?
Fuck off!
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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i tried to see it as a compliment
i haven't been asked to write something out because of my handwriting since i was about 15.
like last night, when a client told me i reminded her of her husband. what is the correct response to this? i'm fairly sure it isn't a very blank stare, which is all i managed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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Affermative
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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massive spelling fail
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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You can fuck off as well.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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but you love me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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Watch that one.
He's a fickle bugger.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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I'm much like Katy Perry in that I'm hot and I'm cold
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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Are you a firework though?
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:59,
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Yep
And I once kissed a girl and liked it.
And by sheer coincidence I was in San Francisco just as California Gurls was released and they were playing it everywhere.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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Wahey party in the usa
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:23,
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I had a corn dog
I will never have another one.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:25,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
I haven't had one in fucking ages
must get on that
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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When you come to the UK
I will introduce you to the battered sausage. It's our equivalent.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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I'm more interested in...mooshy..moshey...mushy? peas
what are they then?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:32,
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They are big peas, called "Marrowfat Peas"
which you cook over a low heat until they go all mushy, you can add some mint to them and they are utterly lush. But they are primarily a northern thing, down south people don't usually have them.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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i fucking love peas, me
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:45,
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I can see you fitting right in over here.
How do you feel about Doner Kebabs?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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I've never had a kebab
don't even know what a doner kebab is
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:58,
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so...
... a bloke then?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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erm......yes.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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I'm bored!
Just sat at work waiting to go home. I need some fun dammit!
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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You have a bad attitude
That's why you're bored.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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Hehe!
I'm a very naughty girl and I must be punished.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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saucy
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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I'm in a saucy mood and contemplating getting some wine.
Remind me it's full of calories.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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Nah, once you've had a glass (or 5) you won't care.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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I will in the morning.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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A bad morning is better than a boring night.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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wrong
having a boring night and going to bed early means you can have an awesome morning, such as tonight I will be likely bored out of my skull, but hey, saturday we're making SNOWMEN!
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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Hooray!
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:17,
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Not when you have nothing to do in the morning.
If you have plans for the morning that a hangover might affect, than fine. If not, get boozed up!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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you could do something other than lying in bed all day feeling ill
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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What you need to understand Kristine
is that AA is a young man in the UK, and young men in the UK have serious problems with alcohol. They don't view it as something to enjoy as a treat once in a while, it is viewed as an emotional crutch and a substitute for a fulfilling and worthwhile life.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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I WAS YOUNG ONCE TOO, DAMNIT
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:28,
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You still are, you're younger than me aren't you?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:31,
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28 next month
/old
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:32,
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I'm 30 at the end of March
/veryold
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:40,
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naw, see, you're married so 30 isn't so bad
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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