Who do you stalk?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've dug up some cringeworthy stuff on Twitter posted by a /talker who's a bit of a prat.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Oh you tease!
Do tell
(TheColonel, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

He was creepily "flirting" with a female b3tan on Twitter.
Choice quote: "I like to play chopsticks with my boner. Let's face it there's nothing else to do with it these days."

Naturally, when I reposted this and similar quotes on /talk he got in a huff and deleted the thread.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

that's a pretty incredible chat up line
I'd totally fall for that one.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Really? That's quite supprising because I like to play chops...... no, sorry, it's to ovbouse of a joke*, you know it's a chatup line now so it won't work.


* Both the origional and my rehashing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

i think it's because specifically great chat up line
since chopsticks involves playing two notes at once which are increasingly far a part. Does that me he's got a split cock?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

NAME AND SHAME!
I bet it was what's his face at baroness
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Nope.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

MoT at all?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Not him.
Christ, he'd probably try to chat someone up by waffling on about sub-atomic particles. He probably doesn't even know what a boner is.

It was someone who's quite full of himself and not as funny as he thinks, and beyond that I can say nothing more.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Wormuls or DG then?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I think that was Clarke Gable's party trick
that's some old school penis japery right there.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)