'ning, chumps!
what a lovely day! Why am I poorly?

alt q: What would be the ideal way to spend a sunny but freezing cold saturday?

alt alt q: why the hell does morrisons fake lemsip do weird things to my brain, but normal lemsip doesn't?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:15, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are poorly because you exceeded the daily allowance of Alkeyhol last night
For somebody in your condition the allowance is lemonade only.

Alt Q: stuck in the office earning a bit of overtime.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I had no booze!
also my 'condition'?! Do you know something I don't?

working weekends sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I know plenty of stuff that you don't
*taps side of nose*

Working weekends does indeed suck.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Working weekends does indeed suck.
But being off during the week is a suitable reward.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I'm on overtime, so I don't get the time off.
Just me and my cracking looking lady engineer in this morning. If I was not such a gentleman, I'd give her a damned good spanking.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

because it's your turn.
alt: go for a long walk somewhere nice and hilly and follow it up with a few scoops in a pub with an open fire.
alt alt: does one have pseudoephedrine in?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*checks box*
phenylephrine. Sounds like a good score in scrabble
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

what I actually did was went to town
and ended up buying a red velvet jacket with elephants on. Goddam mind bending drugs!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

they need better warnings on those packets
'do not operate heavy machinery or credit cards'
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Being poorly is a state of mind.
Although I'm hardly one to talk about state of mind, seeing as I just opened the post box to discover I sent my mum's birthday card to myself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Barry, you are a champion.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I got it off Moonpig and am just so used to filling in the address field with my own.
Will post it again in a bit, yet another great moment for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

That's less funny
that's a mistake I can see myself making, rather than you ket'd up to your eyeballs carefully posted a self-addressed card in the postbox.
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Just take a photo of it and send her that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

it +your cock

I love the smell of strike throughs in the morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I phoned her and she was over the moon that I actually remembered.
I did the old "did you get the card I sent?" and acted really annoyed that it hadn't arrived in time when she said no.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Pffft!
actual lol.
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

hahaha
Brilliant Baz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's not sunny here
shame as I'd quite like to get out of the house. Crispy blue winter weekends should be spent hill walking, with a good mong out in a pub with a real fire afterwards.
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I read that as 'hill walking with a good with a good mong'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

That, too, sounds like an afternoon of shits and giggles
and probably quite easy to arrange.
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

out in a pub with a real fire afterwards
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I dunno, but I'm not too well either.
But I'm seeing my mother, which I'm excited for. Sunny and freezing cold saturdays are made for wrapping up warm and reading the paper and playing with the cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I love sunny and freezing cold days.
It means you can put on giant coats and have the freedom of wearing suede trainers as well.

I need to get out more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Baz are you sure you're not a raging homosexual?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I don't think so.
The idea gay men are all well dressed is a myth, they just look like a bunch of queers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I am poorly
because Comrade Chestycoff is repeatedly punching me in the throat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Twat him with Benylin.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

i am hungover to shit
after 3 nights out on the lash and another one tonight. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Have you had fun though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

i don't really remember

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Are the people you've got drunk with still talking to you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

just about

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Is that because you didn't offend them
Or are they still hungover?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I made the fatal mistake of weighing myself this morning.
Let's just say that if I ever get lucky in the near future, I shall not be on top.

Not going out tonight because my sis is poorly : (
( girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Oww.
You were looking forward to that as well.

Do something else fun instead Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I'm getting a bottle of wine.

( girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Good for you.
I'm going out for an early dinner and then I'm going to the pub. Yay for friends who have birthdays.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

never weigh pre-poo!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I only weigh first thing in the morning.

( girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I was 12st 6 this morning
After breakfast (porridge) and lunch (sandwich and crisps) I was 12st 13.

It was a big sandwich, but I suspect my scales aren't terribly accurate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

i would actually commit suicide if i owned these scales

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

NOTHING
Is worth dying for Swipe. NOTHING.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

weight is a false judge
it's all about which trousers fit today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Are you a clown?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

only in that I'm terrifying and hilarious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)