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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening all
Due to my gaming pc dying, I'm relaxed on the sofa watching Gran Torino while browsing t'web on the laptop. Have been a little naughty diet-wise by ordering Indian take-out, though it is just MEAT, no sauces, rice or bread.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:59, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was naughty too last night and had a bottle of wine : (

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Wine's alright, it's pints of beer/cider that are evil

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Ach, wine is good for you
made of grapes and that, and full of anti cancer type stuffs.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
There are worse things
for a diet than indian takeout.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
That's what I figured
Held off getting pizza or Chinese for that reason, but was too lazy to find something to cook.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I had pizza on friday
randomly went for dinner at the italian restaurant down the village last night because I was a bit pished, and have eaten nothing today but chocolate and toast.
I feel a bit ill. I'm currently eating my 7-a-day vegetable soup to try and compensate.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I haven't had pizza in a while
Must not cave when I go food shopping tomorrow.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
1000 calories in my favorite pizza and it's only sundried tomato and mozzeralla.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Fucking hell
that seems...excessive. Is it worth it?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Well then, go for it
just not too often...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I'm going to start making my own.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
If I could eat enough pizza
well no that's bollocks, I could totally eat enough pizza - but I don't have enough freezer space to make a batch of dough and freeze what I don't use. It is meant to be lush though - perhaps we could do that at your bash, and everyone brings a topping?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
How big are you talking?

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Normal size. About 12"

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Does it come with one sock and MURDER?
All good pizzas in Bristol have both as standard.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Just meat is deliciously fine for diets.
I unfortunately used my break from studying to go stock up on diet coke and noticed our local Greek bakery is open late on Sundays.
Hello takeaway apple crumble.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Oh hello Charmander
I'm now too full to contemplate dessert though!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Hello!
Meat was good then? And berk's right, Chinese would be much much worse. So really, you did yourself a favour.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Not a patch on Tayyab's
But passable.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I have no idea about 36
sitting here with Lee in one hand and trying frantically to match up words on Perseus. Translated "cacata charta" as toilet paper, giggled, and have ground to a halt.

I really need a desk, my legs are going dead.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Woah, you have Lee in one hand?
My ex-ex-gf is called Lee...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
So surely she should have lee "on" one hand.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
GUY Lee.
Pretty damn manly.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I would have thought jacking off a dude would distract you from working

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
once you've done it enough times
it becomes routine
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Lampito can do it with her eyes shut
and frequently does so to avoid stinging.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

"..in three thick stripes. Like Zorro."
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)
most appropriate for a stingray

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
This stingray has lost the feeling in her legs.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
You should take them down from behind your ears
Let the blood circulate a bit.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
They've not been around my ears in too long.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Have you not been trying out berk's party trick?

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
My gut is still in the way.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Haha just leave it as that
Found a word meaning "a woman who suffers unnatural lust". Could it be??
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That's a situation and no mistake.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Them Latins are so specific
when it comes to boshing.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
"Well, there's not much you can do with small children..."

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha
I filled you up with cream yesterday.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I dribbled some of your jus from my lips

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Will you two get a room.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Eurgh
I'm all for two cute men enjoying a bit of man love, but that imagery is just way too... yeah. Graphic.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)
But if I simply said I gave him dessert it would be too boring
We are exceptionally cute guys though.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
That we are, chief
That we are.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
If only some sort of modelling scout had walked into the living room yesterday evening
you would have both been snorting crack from a hookers tits by now.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Oh man that would be awesome!
Much better than huffing paint thinner with these boy scouts.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
or wearing lingerie stolen from your birds bag
that was probably originally stolen from the Liverpool 1 centre.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
It's comfy though, innit

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
It's a bit tight on me.
But that's not surprising.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)

bit tight embedded in your fleshy gut like cheesewire through a dumpling.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*boik*

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I really LIKE this

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Like a tightly bound leg of pork

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I was mortified
I nearly handed yours over 'sans jus'.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I wouldn't have made a fuss
But I would have been mildly disgruntled.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
meat glorious meat
la la la lala laa
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Is a meat-only Indian diet called 'the Ali'
A bit like being on the Atkins, albeit with curry?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
hey!
I'm not some kind of meat-only curry fiend!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
If you've got the lurgy, then a curry would probably help you feel a bit better.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
i'm too full of oven chips
and custard. I didn't eat those two things at the same time, though
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

i

All it does is make you horrifically fat though!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
*looks in mirror and cries*

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
You do not need to lose weight, though.
You look fine as you are.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
PANDERTRON!
ENGAGED!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
WOO!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
He's top of my list of young totty.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
*drops monocle*
I say!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
it's like you're being surrounded by
the female OT vultures

Not saying you're dead or 'owt
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Drop dead gorgeous
*prouds*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
*lies*


*chins*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You're a monumental cunt

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
WHOOP WHOOP!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
That's the sound
of the body that is legally obliged to protect us. Thank God they're here
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Make sure you don't try and put leaflets in any shops though
Or they might spray you with CS gas.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Step 1: claim everything is racism

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
yeah
that's exactly what I meant
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
The female OT denisens wouldn't care if he was
as long as he was erect.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
even if he wasn't
we could strap it up with some kind of splint
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Sounds like you have experience in this area

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I did a course in
cock first aid
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Step 1 - Kiss it better
Step 2 - Goto step 1.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
That'd just be boring.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Oi! We have standards you know.
Mine may have dropped in the past but that was the crap me.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
we do?

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
YES WE DO!!!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*makes notes*

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
-licks lips-

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Seconded
you're like a male Rachelswipe.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
If only I had her motivation
And salary.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
And breasts

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Oh fuck yes!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Haha, well
we'd all like that, I think.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Aww thanks!
I was only joking, I've lost weight since starting the diet so it's all good.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
^this is good
well done
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Thanks!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I am repressing jealousy

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You should never be jealous of Labs

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
yeah
he can't punch in a door nearly as well as I can
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
True I can't

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
you are however
better at not shutting them again, I'll give you that
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
You just wanted to give me the opportunity to kick the door open

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Well, you know
how often do you get the opportunity to be all manly and grr? Maybe Amberl just thought she'd give you some value for the occasion?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'm watching Gran Torino
I will never be as manly and grr as Clint Eastwood.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Few people ever will
would you want to be, though?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I heard about this and was very impressed.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
thanks Al
it's my man-strength, and apparent wish to be a shaolin monk that gives me these super-drunken-powers
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I wasn't so impressed, I was looking forward to surviving in Monty's kitchen on nothing but beer, cheese and Lusty.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*inserts pun about vegetarianism*

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
??

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Well, either eating Lusty
or eating her out...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhh
-blushes-
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)
*sniggers*

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Oh shush you, behave yourself.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
But it's so much more fun not to!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
-sighs-
I guess.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I am sure you have lost weight as well
again, NOT that you need to.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I think I might have
lost a tiny bit off my waist actually. However after tonight's dinner it's probably back on
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I bet you've lost more than you think
Again, not that you need to!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
well I'm not measuring or weighing
just going by clothes size and look
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I started like that
But also now weigh myself each week, which helps see the loss, though maybe the lazy take-out hasn't helped that.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Weight is just a number
I always found it was far better to judge weightloss by the clothes I could fit in to.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I have to put another notch in my belt
The thin end, not the fatso end.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Ahh, it's great being able to do that
well done :)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Nah, it's surprisingly ok
unless my binge is just biding its time to make my weight gain known...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I had Noodle Nation
and then a packet of Minstrels.
I remember the old days when a binge was a proper binge *gazes into distance*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
One day when I'm skinny I'll binge, just like old times
and when I wake up in the morning the next day, I'll be 90kg or something.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
It does feel good, I have to admit.
I got into one of my favourite dresses again. It felt awesome and looked amazing.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I've decided what my target clothing is :)

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I have so many target clothes.
But I'd like to wear a certain type of clothes- I can't wear body con/clingy stuff as it's just horrific. When my stomach is a bit flatter it'll be fine.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Mine is a dress I bought last summer
navy blue silk Kenzo shirt dress. I need to lose weight off everywhere though since it's closer to a 10 than a 12. I reckon I could push it though.

My favourite dress is body-con. However it's the one I told you about that literally anyone can wear and look fantastic in.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I do know what style of dresses suit me
thankfully they tend to be the type I go for, anyway. Nipped in at the waist with a full skirt.

Trying to work out if I have any photos of an incentive dress.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I know what dresses suit me
a burkha with a niquab to match.
Just joking. I generally edge towards little black dresses, since dressing to conceal weight draws attention
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Here is one. It's so totally 80s prom, it's spectacular.
www.b3tards.com/u/623f0b0735599cee466d/24042010324.jpg
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Lordy, my eyes!

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You should see my wardrobe if you think that's brash.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
also my reaction haha
I would wear anything on this page if I were a size 10 www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/dress
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Oooh I love this
www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/dress/tea-party-gigi-dress
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I love that website
the sizing is a joke though. Not cut for breasts at all.

That said- I would laugh my arse off at anyone who bought these www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/pant-leggings/-feline-fatale-highwaisted-zip-detail-knicker
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Hahaha christ they're awful.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
They really really are

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
these are more my style
www.millets.co.uk/category/camping/tents.html
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
totally would
that headless wooden manequin is really doing it for me
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
She's so sexy. I used to sneak down to my front room and snog her at night

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
She said she was mine!
The cheap, skanky MDF, chipboard whore.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Oi, less of that.
She's been good to me. Don't focus on where she's from, concentrate on where she's going!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Bizarrely I have no idea
what style of dress suits me. I just buy dresses that I like and hope for the best.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
That's probably the best way to do it
but I know if I buy a straight-up and down dress, no matter how nice it is it won't suit me.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I don't really own very many dresses
but " target="_blank"this is probably my favourite one.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)

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