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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I've worked out why there are so many single ladies on here.
They ALL try and steal the covers.

Stealing them on the right-hand side of the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
hahaha
The good thing about being single at the moment is a kingsize bed all to myself. I use one side for books
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Do you sleep spine-to-spine?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I have all the covers

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Do you sleep in a dust-jacket?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
that would be novel

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Do you have a hard-back?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
that was
penny dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Shall we close this chapter?
I'll only get asked to leave the Internet again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
fine
I get the picture!...book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
Behave.
Can't we just turn the page, and start again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)
I've been sleeping with Catullus for about a week.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
I'm reading a book which has greek gods and goddesses and things in
but it's still sci fi
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Ooh aye?
Not read a novel in ages. It's genuinely making me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Ilium, Dan Simmons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I think I've heard of him.
Retelling of the fall of Troy, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
yes
it could be complete bollocks, but I know little enough about it that I'm enjoying the book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Is Hector the best character in the book?
If so, it's doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Totally.
Best. Character. In the Iliad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
I don't even know what to say
Achilles for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Nooooooo
he's such a douche, and a whiny one to boot.

I can't believe we're doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
I'm shaking my head in disbelief
Hector. He's rubbish. And he killed Patroclus but not even by himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)
But he loves his wife and son and his country and everyone agrees he's Generally A Nice Guy.
Shag marry kill Hector Odysseus and Achilles?

Marry Hector, shag Odysseus (with a condom, the filthy slag), and kill the whiny bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
It would be a tough call
since I don't want to marry Odysseus (for obvious reasons) and I don't want to marry Achilles (for obvious reasons) but Hector has to be to kill.

So Hector- Kill. Achilles- Shag. Odysseus (assuming no marriage to Penelope- I ain't no bigamist, bitch) -Marry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
Hector's not been in it all that much
it's an odd kind of take on it, in that the gods are all post humans and there are also reconstituted dudes who were scholars in their previous lives who are working out if stuff is happening like what it did in the original book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Hahahaha
bizarrely, so do I. And I was always quite good about sharing the covers, but a right total bastard about putting my cold feet on warm bits of body.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
I fucking hate that.
Unless it is pre-arranged.

A needy cry of 'my feet are cold' is normally all it take to welcome them onto me, but to be attacked with cold feet? Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I don't think you really need to worry
about the likelihood of me putting my cold feet on you. Since it's usually pre-empted by an evil chuckle, the other half generally knows it's coming anyway.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I wasn't worried berk.
No. In. The. Slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
No, I don't suppose for a minute that you were
you're almost certainly safe from my cold feet. The tickling finger, however...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Oooh! Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
Haha
I'm not sure thats tickling that's being done in that picture. It may involve a finger though.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)
Either way.
It's quite the 'carry on'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
Carry on?
well, since you've asked so nicely...
*tickles*
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
STOP IT!
*Gets the giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Hehehe

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
I do steal covers, it must be said.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Are all cover versions not theft?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Pfft.
The last person I slept in a bed with was Berk. I hope I was a satisfactory bedfellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You were extremely well behaved
and your bed was exceedingly comfortable.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
My ex has refused ever to sleep in the same room/bed as me again
He was a horribly light sleeper and I'm prone to nose blockages thus snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I think you may have, a little
but not objectionably so - not that it bothered me in the slightest. The ex could snore so loud you could hear him in a different room with the doors shut.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
I can't sleep on my front, though.
My breasts genuinely get in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you right now.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
The amount I care is roughly equivalent to the size of my breasts.
Oh, that's a lot. Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
*sniggers*
not that I should complain really, I got re-measured the other day and can't really justifiably moan about being flatchested, according to the good people of Debenhams, Marks & Spencer and La Senza...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)
Are your tits that big they took up 3 shops?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
No
I just didn;t believe them the first or second time. A biological set of replicates is n=3, you know...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)
So, like every other woman I've met.
You've been measured, and your cup size is actually bigger than you thought it was?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Somewhat, yes

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
And that makes you feel better, how?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)
*shrugs*
the smaller cup sizes, A or B...well the assumption is that you're pretty flat chested if you're one of those sizes. Once you get past C though, I'm inclined to think women are more proportional.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
But if you still think your tits look small?
What does the measurement mean?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)
As Amberl says below
it can be taken as a measure of being in proportion. So whereas before I had small boobs for my size, now they're about right. I'm still not convinced, but who am I to argue with maths?
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
I don't like the word 'boobs'
It makes them sound like a mistake.

Breasts are never a mistake*.

*Unless they are a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far
I prefer boobs to tits. Boobs is a friendlier word.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)
cupsize goes up
as backsize goes down. So pretty much it's better proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
I did tell you this :P

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
It's all about the bra, I maintain this

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)
Bra or not
I was right *gloats*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Mine are shrinking, my perfectly fitting bra is now getting a little loose.
In the back, though. Which is EXCELLENT NEWS.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
berk? berk? BERK?
Answer the question, otherwise this is going in my W:\ drive.

EDIT: Consider that answered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Lolololololol
A lady never kisses and tells.

in this case the lady never kissed in the first place, but you know
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I was jesting!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I know.
She was very tired, though. What might have been -sighs-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)
I can assure you
you're not missing anything.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
If the Internet (well here, and I'm not sure how it happened) is to be believed.
You could have orally pleasured yourself, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
*sigh*
Al's an arse.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Oddly, he called me an arse earlier.
This must make me an arse to the power of a billion.

Thankfully, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
As the victim of a terrible meme
I feel your pain.
just like how you feel your labia with your chin
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
What's that about Labia's chins?
that's not very nice you know, the poor boy seems to have a complex for some reason.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
I thought that phrasing would probably come up if he did a vanity search.
"Chin" and "labia" are kind of inextricable now. Hope the poor boy doesn't get so thin he disappears though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)
He's as bad as Rswipe
there's nothing to him and he's convinced he's fat. *shakes head sadly*
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)
Lots of people round here thing they're fat.
Should I start thinking I've got excessive weight issues? I think I'm too thin, but if it's an Internet craze, I'll get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)
I wouldn't have said you were so thin you looked ill
but I could be wrong.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)
Well, technically, I'm thin BECAUSE I'm ill.
I'd be on a diet otherwise.

That'll confuse most around here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
Last person I shared a bed with was a woman from work
(in a none rude way) it was not in any way weird or awkward. Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
Given you teach all manner of photography-type-things.
Does turning the lights out before you go to bed make if feel like you are sleeping in work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
haha
only when the red lights are on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
and that's also work
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
To be fair
I was waiting for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Roooooooooooooxanne
etc.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Thanks a fuckin' bunch.
I just get rid of Billy Ray Cyrus and you put that in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
It's no more than you deserve.

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
I'll get you back.
I'll bide my time, but don't you worry. I'll destroy your internal jukebox. And I don't mean with something like this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOUCmo4wFU

Wot are yous loik?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Haha, they've reformed
it was in the news today.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)
Yup
www.metro.co.uk/music/854160-b-witched-twins-edele-and-keavy-lynch-are-back
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)
C'est la vie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
-takes sip of drink-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Tomorrow (based on it being past 12) Amberl.
TOMORROW. It starts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)
I beg your pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)
Amberl knows.
It's all about the 2nd of this month.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
Over my head, I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
It's a guilty secret we both share.
I'm too ashamed to admit to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Oh I remember this from a few nights ago.
I go down a road with the same name every day. Thus I hate it by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)
*cries*
I need help. Lamps. Help me*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Why the fuck are you asking me for help?
I'm in bed listening to David Guetta. I'm completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Amy Winehouse
covering The Specials. Is that better or worse, d'you reckon?
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)
I have absolutely no idea.
Have moved on to Bugsy Malone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)
Oh Lampy.
We could have been anything that we wanted to be.....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)
THAT JUST PLAYED AS I READ THAT
GET OUT OF MY ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)
*Sneaks out of Lampy's cupboard*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
Started a new thread
this one is a bit crowded
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
That's the one with a very young Jodie Foster?
I've never seen it.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:38, Reply)
It's a good value kids film.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
Hahaha oh dear
I've not shared a bed in a sexual way since September. Have had a couple of sharings since then but they were all polite and chaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I think my last was October.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Bed time for Crunchys
night all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
Sleep well you poorly little LARPer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

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