My ex got herself some crotchless pants.
I didn't realise at first, I was sitting on a chair in the living room and she was on the sofa. She kept crossing and uncrossing her legs.

Eventually I said. 'Are are you wearing crotchless knickers?' She said, 'Yes I am'

I said, 'Christ, that's a relief, I thought for a moment you'd sat on the cat'*

*May contain 100% lies and be borrowed from the old-jokes-home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Poor lass, she should have realised she'd need to sit on a Jack Russell to get your attention.
This is why communication is so important in a relationship.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Pfft

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)