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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like very boring black cotton M&S ones
or a rather nice lacy pair for special occasions. My favourites are probably the ones with ducks on though. Pictures of ducks, not actual birds.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:44, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Is that for peeking?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)
yeah. actual birds would be quackers.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Only downside I can see is that ducks aren't particularly hygienic, so these pants could seriously honk by the end of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Pants with actual ducks attached would be epic.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Atrocious VPL though.

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
But your farts wouldn't echo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Girls don't fart
and ducks quacks do echo. So there.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I grew up with 2 sisters, and have met Tourettes.
I know that girls fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)
The bill would be expensive
(Sorry Jeff)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Oh, it's a pun, very clever.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Gonz, I'm sorry this is not a pug
icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/28/funny-pictures-apology-accepted/
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
If you get pants with swans on them.
Will you then mate for life with someone?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
No, they're just useful for breaking the arms of incoming rapists

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)
No
but you will break someone's arm with your cock.

Edit - fucking autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

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