This has made me do a real-life lol.
I had a member of staff who once took an address down from a chap in Edinburgh who gave his postcode using the phonetic alphabet.

This witless cretin decided that on the basis of the information supplied, that our customer lived at the 'Echo Hotel'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ha ha ha ha! brilliant
Welcome to the Echo Hotel
Looks like Heaven but could be Hell
Where pleasant screams transform to yells
And every suite casts its own spell
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Not heard that track in years...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Bravo.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh Jeff

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Oh Lighty

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

*facepalms*
Was the poor chap listed under the pseudonym of Juliet Bravo?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Shortly after this event
I gave him the sierra alpha charlie kilo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

A kilo of charlie?
You must have really liked him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

haha
glorious. like my old boss when his "legal issues" became "leaky shoes" throughout. and he didn't notice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Are some people REALLY that thick?!
Not your boss, the typist.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

ha funnily enough that one
was done on that software where you speak into the computer and it reproduces it. so it was really he who was that thick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I'm mainly unintelligible so god knows what it'd do to my speech...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)