*short-lived Vice Versas*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Bouncers*
Which I think were a bit like the Ruffle Bar, but in chocolate ball form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I think we were separated at birth.
Do you like ITV regional idents from the byegone days?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Of course!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Do you know the rhythm of the Yorkshire TV ident tune is the same as when you say "Ilkley Moor Bar Tat"?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*YouTubes*
So it is.

My favourite was always the Anglia ident. That silver horse meant one of two things. Either the quiz of the week, or Tales of the Unexpected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

My godmother told me she was the dancey flames woman.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I assume she was pulling your leg?
I loved watching Tales of the Unexpected when I was little.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

This^
I used to watch it with my grandad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

yeah, liar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

The British contingent sang that at the meal before Aber's wedding to drown out the Spanish side singing whatever they were singing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

sounds like Zulu
*sings Men of Harlech*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Was it a bit hairy or in good humour?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

In good humour.
Although we did get reprimanded by the staff who said the rest of the customers were pissed off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Durtee eengleesh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

oh they were awesome
Although now they have giant milky bar buttons nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Oh my God they fucking rule.
I got those last time I went to the pictures.
*not in the mood for saying 'cinema'*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I smuggle my own food into cinemas

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

peanuts?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

airport duty-free sized toblerones

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Hahaaaa!
Ribbed for her pleasure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

A whole BBQ and a selection of wines
last time I managed to bring a waiter with me as well.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I reckon getting a chinese takeaway meal and couple of beers in would be ideal
but it would piss off everyone else in the place. Plus when the lights came up you'd be covered in szechuan.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

z chua me
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

So do I, but sometimes I am disorganised.
I like when we take booze minatures in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

big handbags ftw
I can get bottles of pop, bags of sweets, and a gameboy for the boring bits in mine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

if a film drove me to use a GAME then I would leave!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

no, I mean before the film starts
when the lights are still up and all the teenagers are piling in and kicking the back of my seat.

I usually have to go on my own, so I don't have someone to talk to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Oh I seeeee.
Thank God for technology.
When I was in my teens I'd have brief moments of awkwardness when sitting in a cafe on my own. Even though I had a newspaper, I'd suddenly become all self-aware, like "Argh I'm in public on my own, what do I do with my hands?? Oh, I'll eat my quiche really quickly then get on my my tea-for-two-for-one."
It happens rarely if ever now, but at least I have a phone to absorb it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I disagree
Normal Buttons are vastly superior to the sickly sweet Milky Bar ones (though their kids yoghurts are indeed nommy)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Vice Versas fuckin rocked!
I loved those. I propose we start a Wispa-style campaign to get them reinstated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Spira first, then Vice Versas?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Spira?
I don't remember that one.

Cadbury also used to do a bar of milk and white chocolate. That was pretty cool. I like all my chocolate at once. Don't try to make me choose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

A Marble?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Oh man what was that called...
I adored those. Marble? No. Hmmm...
Spira was two fat twisty straws of Cadbury's chocolate. I had my first one the morning after the Kings Cross fire.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I think I remember them
but I fail to see how they are different to a twirl...
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Ok. Ok.
Timeout.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Do you have some kind of "Punatron" machine Jeff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it really mars the conversation, doesn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Dont make me
Leave The Internet you....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)