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I am in a filthy mood today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:36, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

S'up chuck?
I am listening to that song now. I like it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Hello there.
It's a fucking brilliant record, and mind-bendingly rare. It took me 20 years (I did do one or two other things during that time, though) to find a copy and mine's a bootleg.

My parlous finances are really getting me down. Basically my life’s a piece of shit and it’s only by extravagance and high living that I am able to momentarily distract myself from this fact. I’m broke so it’s ‘slap in the face by reality’ time again. It’s probably good for me but it fucking well doesn’t feel like it. I was going to do some mushrooms tomorrow night but in my current state a bum trip is almost a foregone conclusion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Oh Monty!
*shakes head in motherly fashion*
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Can I have a lapdance please?
That would cheer me up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*lapdances*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*cheers up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Well as Cow has obliged I'll slope off.
Puts clothes back on.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Don't be racist.
We say 'Asians off' nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Its any excuse for me really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Being a complete and utter povvo twat
I can but sympathise.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Monty needs hugz?
I think he does!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

What I need
is some prostitues, a hammer and some secluded woodland.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

let me make some phonecalls
Hello Chompy? I need your help with something
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I log in and find this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Are you going to help or not?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I like the guitar in that
not so much the singing though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I love its awfulness.
They were early 80s squat-punk types. I think the singer may have been a racist which is always a plus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

That song is fucking shit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Sorry, I should have put the latest
bent-rubber-t-shirt-wearing pesudo-tranny industrio-gothmetal knob-piercers from Ohio on instead. I apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Apology accepted.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)