Oh man I really don't have any real problems.
I am such a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

problems are all totally relative
until i lost my mum, the worst thing that had ever happened to me was not getting into oxford or failing my driving test the first time around, and they seemed insurmountable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

This is very true, Monty.
The chances are, within reason, that the worst thing that has happened to you so far will provoke similar reactions and emotions no matter how bad it is, and people handle things differently. The human mind has an amazing ability to recover from emotional catastrophe over time. Thank fuck.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Ha!
You delusional twat.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

BFF!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Hello dahling.
I'm terribly bored.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'm being very lazy
I don't really have a lot of work to do, so I'm deliberately not doing any.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I have fucktons to do.
I am repressing my anxiety and forming a ball of defensive aggression that will no doubt burst forth on the tube later.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Excellent.
I hope you punch someone in the balls. Or shout at a tourist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

No, that's not true.
Let's say you have a cold, and I have aids, it's not like me having aids is a cure for your cold and you'll no longer feel the effects of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Plus what goes on behind closed doors and all that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

wise words from the lovely gonz here xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:28, Reply)