Get her to move her knees a little further back, then push her back down a little
If it's still shit, whip her knees out from under her, and go in from above. It's a bit like rape, only without the crying, whining, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Thank you Agnostic Antichrist
Your advice shall be put into effect at approximately 10pm this evening.
The rest of you are cynical swine! My wife's hygiene is beyond reproach. Even if you clean an anus with bleach it still has a sort of unique tang.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Stop shoving your fucking nose up it then
You'll have Jeff behind you in no time if you bahave like a Yorkshire Terrier
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

What the fuck is wrong with you?
You clean your wife's arse with bleach? Even for here that's far too much information, and also pretty sick.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Oh, she doesn't mind.
She's been dead for six months anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)