Fuck that thread
Ask me questions.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:09, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When does the restraining order expire?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I've never had a restraining order.
Which proves I've not put in the effort yet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Did you ever get that date with Snugglesacks?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Nope THE TERRIBLE TEASE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Daddy or chips?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

chips

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Does this give you the horn?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

What about this?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Fucking hell Badger
Don't need to see that again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Erm
No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Why are Macs such fucking awful, hateful machines?
the one I use for the microscope has just crashed, eating all of this afternoons data.
*weeps tears of actual blood in frustration and fury*
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

but macs never ever crash???!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I don't give a toss what they 'never ever' do
it has crashed, stolen all of my work and if I never have to use this CUNTING MACHINE ever again it will be too fucking soon.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I hate them as well,
but I don't know enough about them to offer you any help I'm afraid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I hate to conform to feminine stereotypes
instead of approaching this sensibly and logically, but I threatened to give it a damn good shoeing and it's working now.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Back that shit up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I can't
the program I'm using won't let me, you have to open a 'filmstrip' in order to take pictures, and anything you take is automatically saved. Except when it crashes apparently. Stupid fucking machine.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

That was where Happybara's wife went wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Which regulars do you despise the most?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Which board?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Start with /talk.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Wombat is the only one really
Frisbee boy is a prick, but his fails make me cry with laugher.

Oh that paperclips who just turned up is shit and probably bou.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Banned already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Talk and OT, we'll limit it to 20

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

No one I hate on OT
there's probably 5 or so I wouldn't mind if they suddenly left the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

*taps nose*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

it's a safe bet
that the 5 of us we already know who we are.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I've been asked to leave the Internet so many times now, I've lost count.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

No, not you, you're a girl and you put out, there's still a slim chance of consenting b4sh sex there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Who are you currently porking?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No one,
working on a offline girl.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Have you ever unwound a paperclip and shoved the end in your jap as a way to pleasure yourself?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

what a waste of a precious resource

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Doggy style
It knackers out my legs because my wife's thighs are longer than mine so I sort of have to push her down and I can never get the angle quite right.
Plus I sometimes catch a faint hint of anal musk. Do anyone B3tans actually enjoy it? Perhaps someone has a useful tip...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Try taking rather than giving.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What do you think of this picture?
Because I think it's fucking hilarious
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

It's creepy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

who the fuck do you think you are?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Ahh, the Spice Girls poorly received hardcore dance track.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I have to work tomorrow
What pointless things shall I do to waste away the 8 hours?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

suicide?
self mutilation, start with your fingers maybe?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Ignore the first part, start with your fingers though, I agree
A few hours of gentle massaging, and you'll be able to fit your arm in up to the elbow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)

arm the entirety of Nuneaton
up to the elbow
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

You forgot this
your
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

cheers fella

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I know that the meme is that she has a cavernous mimsy
I highly doubt that she is freakishly double jointed also.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Unlike your supremely flexible spine?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I think you should post things on the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Online bullying

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

And bobby has just volunteered
How kind
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Unfortunately I am going out this evening.
What a shame I really enjoy our 'chats'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Oh sad times, try not to get high then drive home again

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

oh no the shame............
pretty sure I'm over it now. Next time I do it I'll try and make sure I'm somewhere near you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Wow I can't believe you have said you would do it again
Seriously dude you need to cut that shit out because even on here people have some bare, stripped down sense of right and wrong and driving under the influence is a monumentaly stupid thing to do.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

GAZ THE MODS!!!111!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

don't be thick TGB, you might be a cunt but you're not stupid.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

How stupid is the average 6 year old?
because today some of them needed a slap.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

They have an IQ of 100 on average.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

State your source?
intrigued, not challenging you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

That's what IQ's are, they're fixed so that the average of people at any given age is 100.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I never knew that,
you should go on QI
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Mean, Median or Mode?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Mean based on a normal distribution,
if I remember correctly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

*enjoys the silence*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

*is incapable of getting enough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Depeche Mode lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

how smart do you expect a 6 year old to be?
don't be a twat
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Today was like the last day of sodom and gomorrah
we had biting, spitting, fighting, swearing. All the normally good kids went mental too it was carnage.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Do you not remember being a child?
shit happens mate, best get used to it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

You are, as usual, right I suppose.
I am going to have a power nap before evaluating todays lessons and getting ready to go out!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

He can't help it
The MASSIVE DRUGS have rotten his brain, well what little there was there to start with.

Fun Fact: Bobby is actually in the class with the 6 year olds not the teacher as he would like us to believe. Doctors blame the delusions of him being the teacher on MASSIVE DRUGS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

is that why you are A MASSIVE CUNT
you know, because you have one?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It's funny when the rest of this make allusions to large vagina's
but only because we are smart enough not to just go "HUR HUR HUR!! BIG FANNY!!! HUR HUR HUR!!!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

No, that's just how she gets your MASSIVE DRUGS into the country.
You should be nicer!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I guess the average one is thicker than 50% of the others.
Give or take.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

why should we give a fuck
about the answers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

You shouldn't

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Tucks bits and bobs away...
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You need to qualify your request with whether you've wiped your arsehole or not

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Luckily I have some lotion
in a bucket. The scent will cover any anal indiscretions on my part.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I'd punch you. I'd punch you hard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

THAT'S MY SODDING JOB

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Hang on...
Psychochomp's the one who wanted questions. Surely he should be the one dispensing the beatings? Besides, I may seem like nothing more than a mild-mannered, bespectacled pervert ripe for internet victimhood but deep inside lurks something akin to Godzilla on crack. You have been forewarned.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)