Oh for goodness' sake
It's no muskier than anyone else's. Don't we all have a vestigial gland there anyway, you know, for when we had to mark our territory?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm no naturalist
but I'm fairly sure that there aren't many animals that mark their territory by rubbing their brown-eye against stuff.

Anyway, you're the one that brought up the subject of the musky aroma of your beloved's ringpiece.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I think you'll find the Crow does.
If by 'stuff' you mean 'men's winkles in public lavatories'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

What about the gays?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You both have excellent points

( Kroney, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Gay.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Wikipedia:
The anal glands or anal sacs are small glands found near the anus in many mammals, including dogs and cats.
And ...I did bring it up but just because I thought I might find a B3tan special and caring enough to help me with what is obviously a very sensitive issue.
I guess I was wrong. *turns away and blinks back tears*
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

The operative word in that post
was "B3tan"
( Kroney, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)

or possibly 'special'

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

It fucking is.
It REEKS of musk.

Well, she told me it was musk.

Does musk smell of foetid diarrhoea?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

She could be a musk ox

You've got to admit, there's a resemblance...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

That's her! I'd recognise that randy bitch anywhere.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Look at her, she's lowing for it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

The dirty cow's got the right horn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)

She wants it right between her beef curtains

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I think she's Bi, son

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Fantastic Crunchy.
But don't milk it, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

sorry, but I know what I herd

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I thought you were asked to keep it secret and not udder a word?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

cattle be the day

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You'd butter not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

no whey could I keep it a secret

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

You cud try.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

the hoof will out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

You'll put me in a bad moo'd at this rate

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

i'm already in a moood
my house is fresian cold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Why not say a prayer?
You might get some bovine intervention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Jeff, sometimes
you're just a jerky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I'd take offence and concede
But the steaks are too high.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

REPEATITION!
I suspect we've skimmed off all the best jokes, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

There is a new thread up anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)

you rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)

PUT A JERSEY ON
If you're cold \:D/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Pull the udder one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

You've beaten me to the udder-pun.
I'd have steak'd money on me getting there first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)

yeah, but by this time of night
you're usually leathered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

That's just grazy talk

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

If you had
I'd have tanned your fucking hide, old chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

That was offal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

this is getting quite dull
can't we all just mooove on?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

...to pastures new?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

you should give yourself a 'pat' on the back

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Oi! What were you told about coveting some other posters Ox?
Or something
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)