I'd normally say something along the lines of grieving a famous person as if you knew them, and how retarded that is.
But I was fucking gutted when Dimebag Darrell and Humphrey Lyttleton died, so that'd be quite hypocritical of me.

How about insulting the police? That's pretty commonplace, and mostly retarded. Yes, officers themselves have made mistakes in their time, but that give no reason for anyone to tar them with the same bunch. I've heard before from people 'all the ones I've met have been cunts'. Now, I'll place bets you've not simply met them in the street, and they've told you to fuck off. It's likely you've either gained their attention, or possibly you've been in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Alt: Pretty dull weekend tbh, spent Friday night being the representative of man for my friend who had just been cheated on, that was fun! What was even less fun was finding out she'd already gone back to him by the time I woke up the next day. She's such a fucking idiot. I'm quite worried she's only one step away from 'walking into a door', if you get my meaning.

Saturday and Sunday just watched TV, and caught up with various series. Although I did enjoy the football yesterday, but as you will all likely point out, it's gay, etc. To each their own.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do any of your friends not have "issues"?

When I was kidnapped by a crack addict the police were marvelous.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

But you still ended up married?
crackaddictwifeLoLZ!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Majority of them don't, no
But they don't produce stories worth telling, aside from 'We got pissed'.

Let's see, we've got 'Fake Suicide girl', 'Girl whose suicide was faked by someone else', and 'Retard who can't see that her boyfriend is a cunt'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:53, Reply)

re. the police thing...
Woop! Woop!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Oh boy
that sounds like the most groundbreaking musical genre since jazz.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:56, Reply)

yes indeed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

My mother cried when John Lennon carked it.
My dad was upset when Bob Marley died.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

How about you, has there been anyone who died, and ruined your day?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Only some cunt who threw themselves under the train Monty was about to catch.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Not that I can think of, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

As far as I can tell, it's only been those two for me.
One was the guitarist from my favourite band, the other presented ISIHAC, so I was gutted about both.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)