Fucking traffic cunts
SEVENTY MINUTES my 20 minute commute took. Goddamn A45, locked solid thanks to a poxy set of temporary traffic lights.

Hooray for Google Maps on my phone, for allowing me to avoid some of the worst of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

All traffic lights should be replaced with traffic cunts
closed means stopped, open for go. Amber would be replaced with a bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Hey - she's alright! You take that back!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

*takes back*
*slips digit on way through*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Smooth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)