I have never done or received anything romantic in my life.
I did turn up at the boy friend's house in nothing but a thong, corset and thigh-highs under a big coat for his birthday though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:12, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ha my friend lisa did that
when she got there he had about 5 mates watching the rugby and they were all leathered. they kept asking her why she didn't take her coat off and in the end she stormed home again.

she also tried to replicate the "dirty dancing" sex scene, but he just complained that she was making him dizzy walking around him in circles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I don't know how I'm going to top that now though.
It's all downhill from here.

Ahahaha, proof that real life is not the same as movies. Poor girl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

ugh, why why why would you want to replicate that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I know, Patrick Swayze had horrible feet
And that room was a tip.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

AND CANCER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

THIS TOO

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I love that room.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

two words.
patrick's.


back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I don't remember it well enough, but she should've known it would've been a let down.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think Ms Foxtrot would be happier replicating the dance scene
Which is a testament to both my dancing and bedroom skills
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

groan

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

To clarify;
I'm saying I'm crap in bed but good at dancing. And that she'd prefer it this way round.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I need a girlfriend like you
Only better looking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Not possible.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Harsh, I can totally get a girlfriend.
Oh, you meant the second bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Of course I do.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

A friend of mine did this too
Turned up at her boyfriends in a long coat, high heels, stockings, suspenders, corset, you name it. Bless him, he was too shocked to know what to do, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

A replica Sutton Hoo burial war-helmet?


You did say I could name it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I too have done this
except in order to do so, I had to get changed in a train toilet 10 minutes from Bangor train station, and managed to flash a dirty old man when I dropped my bag coming out of the toilet, and spent the next ten minutes being very uncomfortably aware that he was touching himself and staring at me.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

hahahahahahahahaha!
*breathes*

hahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

hahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

hahahahahahahahaha!

/passes out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)