It's the smart-casual that trips me up
black tie, formal, cocktail, dinner. Any of those I have no problem with, but smart-casual can go either way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wear a nice, non-slutty dress
Not implying you have slutty dresses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Yeah I have two or three dresses
I trot out every-time, but sometimes the bastards lie. Some law dinner said smart-casual so I turned up in a grey dress and heels, only to find everyone else in little black dresses. I looked like a fat washed out shadow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

You're not fat
And it's better to be dressed nicely but different to all the others.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It just means you can go casual but it has to be your smartest casual clothes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

But who judges what your smartest casual clothes are?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Common sense does.
You're fucked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

A good tip for life is that it is better to be over dressed than under dressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's also better to be 'pissed off' than 'pissed on'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)