End of the work day thread
Today has been long and fairly boring, although the Oreo cookie brownies I made went down a treat; courtesy of Lorraine Pascal, who I am a little bit in love with.

So what should I do with the chicken in my fridge, roast the fucker or butcher the cunt and bake with spiced yoghurt?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:43, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hold it in the air.
And then stick a deckchair up your nose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

You wave it in the air Jeff, you wave it, you don't just hold it.
EDIT - google informs me that I am in fact wrong about this, and that holding is all that's required.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Fly a jumbo Jet
And then bury all your clothes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
I'm far too young to know this song
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I'd be happier with her
if she didn't "just love" fucking EVERYTHING. I'm definitely going to give those brownies a go, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Wipe your cock on it
and then laugh as your wife eats it and say "My cocks been on that"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I just threadstomped you.
Kiss my musky, unbleached arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Your thread is full of pretentious wank - mine is full of chicken!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Your chicken is soon going to be full of unpretentious wank by-products
if I know you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

More of a poussin kind of chap myself, creates a better seal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

solitary brother?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Is there still a part of you that
wants poussin?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Buy a can of beer, drink half.
Then cut the top half off, and stand the chicken up so the can is standing up inside it, then cook it like that. Meant to be very tasty.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Did you get this recipe off a tramp?
I mean i know one is supposed to like one's mothers cooking but really?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Nope
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/the-surreal-gourmet/beer-can-chicken-recipe/index.html
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

As much as it pains me to agree with this young man
My boss used to stick an opened can of Strongbow up a chicken and bung it in the barbecue with the lid down for an hour. It was fucking heavenly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Woo hoo!
Noel agreed with me on something!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)