I have the following
A Black Cherry Yoghurt
A juicy Pear
An Orange.

In what order should I eat them?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

throw them all in the bin
and buy some fucking chocolate you pussy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Sadly, my meagre wages don't allow me to afford chocolate
So i've eaten the pear, next up is the orange.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Gad Dammit
I've opened the yoghurt without thinking.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

haha, you fucking spakka

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

you should be dating me
you could be a kept man and eat chocolate every day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

So I'd get norks and chocolate
and all it would cost me are my principles.

Hmmmmmmm.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Take one segment of orange
Dunk it into the yoghurt
Place it in your mouth but don't chew
Bite into the pear
Go fuck yourself
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Get rid of the Pear, they're shit.
Orange first, then yoghurt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

This^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

is it a mushy pear? I hate mushy pears
the yogurt sounds amazing tho, have that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

get a decent flavour of yoghurt
throw away the pear
eat the orange
eat the new yoghurt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Fuck you mr stupid hair
Black cherry is the best flavour of yoghurt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

is it fuck
no one is ever going to take your opinion seriously when you spout nonsense like that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Let's be fair
when you spout nonsense like that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're a fine one to talk with your nonsense about memory cards.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Seriously mate
Of all the things I bang on about, you want to go after memory cards?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I was just wanting to draw your attention to my post above
where I helpfully link some prices of memory cards to indicate how cheap they are.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Seen it now
Replied

you bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Raspberry and Cranberry is the ebst fruit flavour
Toffee is the best overall flavour.

EDIT: Black Cherry is a decent flavour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Muller smooth cranberry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Get the pith off though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

No you pith off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

No YOU PITH OFF

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It's funny because my seats for Squeeze at the Phil were great.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I'm just booking some great seats for Gershwin at the Phil.
And my dad's been booking great seats for Gilbert O'Sullivan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Tell him to book his own fucking seats.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

He is notoriously demanding.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

notoriously demanding the very model of a modern major-general,
he's information vegetable, animal and mineral,
he know the kings of England and he qoute the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Such a shame
QUOTE

Barney Gumble is better than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)