I've got my dinner in the oven.
Beat THAT for excitment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have my first ever drum lesson tomorrow
Despite having been playing for 3 years. PWNED!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

What do you think you'll learn?
Most of the best drummers were self - taught.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Better technique
How to do fancy things.

Also, when I say 'better technique', I really just mean 'proper, not self-taught technique'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I have a chef living in my house now
Beat THAT for cullinary excellence.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

i am skiving the gym cos i got home too late
and feeling horrendously guilty.

just made a v random dish of rice, pesto, cheese, nuts and japalenos, it was tasty but i am also feeling horrendously guilty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Stop with the guilt
I sat at work eating chocolate-filled croissants today.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

you're like a black vipros
i am now watching "fat families" and feeling like killing myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Apart from not being black, you may be correct
I've given up on the land of awful tv for the night, and resorted instead to films. And lying down a lot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

i was referring to the chocolate croissants
as opposed to his pastier croissants!

these people are 14 stone overweight. that's more than most people weigh overweight, not just overweight. how??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

that's like almost 2 fatty copies of me overweight.
I'm only just over 7.5st.
that's a bit mental!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

It's a whole me-and-a-bit
Over my current weight. Damn fatties.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

it's the ignorance that irritates me
fine if you want to be thin or fat, but don't look fucking surprised when you get told that chips, fried noodles and egg fried rice is not a healthy meal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

You seem to forget the basic facts:
People are morons. Really stupid morons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

there is some merit in this argument counsellor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Hang on.
Are you telling me that the plate of chips, noodles and egg fried rice I've just had ISN'T healthy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

you're too thin
you don't get to join in
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

It's not my fault.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

he is making them play squash
i am jealous, i LOVE squash, and noone around here ever wants to play :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I have a squash racket languishing in the hall
I also have no-one to play with, but alas I am nowhere near you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Are you Mexican?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

i'm an ex-chef living in my own house.
trumps your culinary (one l) excellence, if you don't mind me saying so.
this evening we dined upon gorgeous scoffy scran, like. well tastey it were, i can assure you of that!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)