Google Translate on the iPhone is the most awesome thing, we've spent the last hour learning japanese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds scary
It isn't giving you the vapors is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

1st door on the left
Make sure it doesn't bang behind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I'd rather he went out the window.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

he might be on the ground floor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Still there's a chance his face would be severly cut.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Witty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I've not been asked to leave the Internet for a few days and I was getting too comfortable.
Thanks Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

^Reference to one hit wonder band.^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that.
You are supposed to prefix that with 'it's funny because...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Amatures

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Stone Roses lol

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

What utter, utter cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Reni was handy on drums, surely?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Not especially.
I know this because I made a track looping one of his breaks (Daybreak?) and it wasn't in time. The 'Fool's Gold' break is a Clyde Stubblefield sample.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Apparently 'Fools Gold' was also the reason for him leaving the band.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'd have thought you'd jump to Ian Brown's defence
At least, I'm sure the baggy-trousered cave troll was singing "I wanna be a dog..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

The Roses did have more than 1 hit.
They were a bit overrated though, as was the whole Madchester bollocks.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It was fucking terrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The Doves were probably the best of a not very good lot.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I paid £30 for 'Space Face' on 12".
It's one of my favourite 'dance' records ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You should watch out, I've heard some paedophiles have devices
which can make your iphone emit a toxic vapour that makes you more suggestible...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

It's easily noticeable, as you'll discover that you start to smell of hammers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I don't get it....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

He's referring to 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)