I'm Happybara
Chronic pill-popper; coward and knave; self-pitying prisoner of fear; connoisseur of nameless dreads and sleepless nights; fraud of a parent; inept lover with ever expanding waist. There's no punchline. I am a sinful worm. Forgive me.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No forgiveness here, chump.
We're happy to eat you alive though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Then punish me.
I am at the mercy of your high-heels and riding crop.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I think you've mistaken me for someone else, young man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I don't

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Well, it is very dark down here.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Haha, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Me no nameless, batty-boy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Sorry! Jah has well and truly left the building.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

He left when that bobble-headed twat David Grey sang about Babylon.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)