Hi, I'm Martin, I'm 32, from Norwich, and contrary to what I may have publicised I'm not really a telecommunications analyst
Contrary to what OTHERS have publicised, I like breasts. Just to posit a predictably opposing suggestion in your narrow minds, I also like Ballroom Dancing, but not Glee, or more accurately not this week's episode, which was shockingly bad.

I also like football, beer and movies. Grunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was shocked by your Facebook status last night.
I don't think I can speak to you again. Except to tell you that I don't think I can speak to you again, apparently.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I had, like, three
I'm guessing you're either a Gleek (unlikely) who thought that episode was actually good (even less likely) or one of those misguided people who think Rocky Horror isn't shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You like Glee
You don't think Glee is "not shite", you ACTUALLY FUCKING LIKE IT. You like Glee, and think Rocky Horror is shite. Can you not see how that is actively wrong?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Nope
I can assure you that the best possible outcome of any further discussion is that we agree to disagree
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You're such a cunt.
How are you today, anyway?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Faintly insulted
Otherwise just spiffy. Yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Darth!! come to my bash.
I want to spend the night dancing with a telecommunications anaylst from Norwich.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

OMG!
If he came I'd get to touch someone who had been on the telly!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Does it count as touching if the touchee is wearing a Hazmat suit?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Bash? Bash!
Details please honey! Thank you for the invite, and thank you also for the recipe. Most kind :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I'm OK
Good things: new site went up last night, managed to have a serious talk with my mum without her resorting to acting like a 15 year old.

Bad things: For some reason, my hair is in pigtails, so I look like a complete twat. Mum sent me a thouroughly depressing anti-valentines email forward. Ugh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Your Mum sounds like a delight
Please could anyone who reads the above refrain from making wearisome jokes about Bella's Mum, this has the potential to turn into an actual conversation.

Oh, and the pigtails; POIDH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

My mum is properly awesome
And not just for the very impressive frontage she sports.

But I really, really don't need to be included in her list of "single mates".

Pigtails: i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/2011-02-09134457.jpg
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Your picture's wonky.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Your face is wonky.
/TGB
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Your Mum's face is wonky
YESSSS!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Cheater!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Rebel.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I fixed it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Thank you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Still would

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Are you saying she looks like a MAN, you BASTARD?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I'm sure that sounded less creepy in your head.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Saw this and thought of you Bella
www.thatcherthemusical.co.uk/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Nightmare fuel.
There's an Oscar-bait film coming out soon, isn't there?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I hadn't heard
I saw the BBC drama though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Nah

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I stand corrected.
I have decided that I can't really be arsed with the new site already. Dammit. Can you invent me a time machine, please?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

The exact second I invent a time machine you'll notified by a sudden ache in your fanny
and a deluge of new, unwanted memories
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Oh good, my first rape threat of the day
And I haven't even had lunch yet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Your right, that was a bit Chompy
I'll incorporate your birthday present as part of the threat. Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Are you trying to say it's not rape if there's drugs?
I can go with that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

More that if I coke you up sufficiently
you might be up for it. But whatever works for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You're a charmer.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Yeah, that's what you're after.
Charm.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Charm
And cock.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Will you settle for one out of two?
If I bring coke?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Not when you've got AA, no.
Although I can see why you've kept him a secret.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)