Haha, I'll show her that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

she must be the only teenage female student on here that he hasn't hit on yet
but then again, she's new, give him chance!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

What, Al or Chompy?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

both?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Fuck off knockerlicious
I don't hit on girls on the internet, I'm happily married.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

To a woman who's far better than you are
I don't believe I tell you this enough.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Everyone on the internet who has met her
tells me this regularly. I'm starting to get a complex.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

There is nothing complex about you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

And your wife is much better than you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

They've both met her.
...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

ORLY?
ok, let me guess:

al went for the subtle approach, by talking about porking her over the lamb chops.

meanwhile psychochomp went for the even more subtle approach, waiting until she was nowhere in sight before announcing disingenuously to the entire table, "it's funny that she's single isn't it? i mean, i really can't understand why she could be single..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I was so subtle
I sat on a different table and spent the whole evening talking to my wife, Clenders and Supermatt.

She couldn't resist me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

funny
that's not what i was told after the event. not at all.

you sick little man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

But you did ask me to say
"My mate fancies you, he's behind you right now NO DON'T LOOK!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Are you getting your trainee to take notes?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

well, no
it didn't exactly seem to be a successful approach, so i told him not to bother replicating it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I meant so you have some more ammo for your Rswipe V PsychoChomp Jihad.
It's really quite flattering.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

oh, fab.
don't worry, i already have plenty of ammo, but thanks for the suggestion.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I would have hit on her if you didn't keep telling me not to rape people/things.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

on and dragged her off into an alleyway
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

better than your cave smegol.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)