Question
is a qotw bash disapointing when you expect the people you meet aren't the amazing people they talked about? bit like being told you won a ferarri, then just winning a fat bald spastic instead?
( FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:56, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No I'm just as awesome in real life
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Evening TGB

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

hey Jeffrey

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Doing anything fun this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

no
I'm not supposed to read watch TV or go on the computer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Ooooh.
You've been lasered. How did it go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Oooo! this.
Can you see clearly now the rain has gone.
Can you see all obsticles in your way.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

The difference already is amazing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Really?
Because some people report from time to time, that they struggle with things, it's almost as if only one eye has been treated
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Ha naughty Jeffrey
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Don't worry. I won't do it again.
It almost required a smidgen of concentration.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Way to go with the following of instructions there dear.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'm not on my computer. ......

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Jeff
I need hat puns. STAT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

It'll be difficult to come up with ones that aren't run of the milliner.
But I guess that's not beret funny. Tri'll be difficult to think of more.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Hopefully the last will be introduced although the lines of...
And to cap the list off..
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

To no a-veil
(not really a hat. Hmm) I guess the good ones have already beanie done.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Hats the way to do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Boater stop now.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

You bowler me over with your puns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I prefer the rural life.
Your puns are too t'urban.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Let's beret the hatchet and be friends.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I think we may have peaked

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I think the fez has gone out of my life.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I'll tell you after the oxford one
there's bound to be someone disappointing. Not met one yet, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

As much as I'm disappointed to dispel your dreams
meeting up with these cunts has been fantastically fulfilling. Fortunately I have massively low expectations.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Noel is hideous and nasty and not at all kind.
But does a good line in badges.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Also in opposite world, Lampito is a recluse who doesn't drink and won't offer her breasts out as rental pillows.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I didn't drink at Montstock, though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

But the titty thing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I like breasts. And I am apparently generous, so it makes sense to share the love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I've been surprised by how attractive most people are.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Most. MOST.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh god there are some proper munters though aren't there?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

The odd one.
"Odd" being the operative word.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You could qualify that by adding
'But then, I once drank so much at a bash I had to book another night in my hotel as I was that hungover it was untrue'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

That bash was a truly hilarious experience.
Apples screaming at me in the toilets because she was happy, crazy dancing, POA just wearing the same clothes eternally, licquorice rizla and the best ending possible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

A taxi back to Southgate?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

That would cost an awful fucking lot, I was in the Northern Quarter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:22, Reply)

You've totally ruined the gag :((((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

SORRY
anyway I don't get taxis on my own. I'm too jew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

OY VEY!!!!111!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

How is the Lolwaki side of Rory today?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

*hopes it's here now*

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Are you picking on me again?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I never bully the afflicted.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

MUM, the internets picking on me again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Why is everyone doing French sigs when I'm learning Spanish : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

That's just Juan example.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

LTI

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

*Punches air!*
Woo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Oh gawd!

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Lo siento

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Say it like you mean it hon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Okay. I will.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg&playnext=1&list=PL13DDD48B7E52DB99
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

This should be the new I love Horses.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Hello Blousie.
I'm thinking of getting my hair bleached for next week. Should I do it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Go for it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

OK I will.
It has the added benefit of knowing already that I quite suit it, so...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

It'll be in my head all night now though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Roll on the 13th
I'm far too dull to be lolwaki, it's not been an easy fit and I've lost all synergies.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Why, what happens on the 13th?
No, I prefer the Lion.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Durr I meant the 15th when I get to dump this shit name, I'm easily led

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

What, getting a whole new account?
Or have they put limits on when you can change your name, now...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Nah I'll just change it back on this account.
You off to Belfast? Head down the falls road for republican lols
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I still don't understand why you have to wait til Tuesday.
Yeah, no idea where though. And can't remember if it's two Catholics or my aunt is marrying a Proddydog.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It would be a scandal if it's the latter
A severe papal Excommunication would be in the post
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)

She is living in the WRONG bit, too
-shakes head-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

My sis and her friend stayed in that hotel last weekend.
I had to go to pick them up and pay for the room. I felt a little strange re-entering the foyer : /
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I always worry I'm the disappointing twat
I'll just have to make sure I don't come across as too awesome on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I would expect that everyone on here looks like a greek god or goddess.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

*buffs chest*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

greek god or goddess
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Hmm.
No idea who the cherub is
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

:(
what has been seen cannot be unseen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

The one in my profile is much better
And you can read the extract where my character is introduced.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I love Beardsley : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Peter?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Aubrey.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)

TOO LATE MOTHERFUCKER

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

But seeing as I went to the effort of finding a picture, he'll be staying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

This isn't a competition, Jeff.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I know it isn't.
But Peter brightens up the board. Look at his smile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)

That's barely a smile, if it's a grimace I'll give him a fiver.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I saw him in a local branch of Marks and Spencers back in the 90's.
He's very short and not nearly as bent of face in real life, surprisingly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

shall I worship at the Temple of Service Unavailable?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Google image search Lampito

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

well, now that you've proven you're an anal porn star...

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Everybody I met at bashes was ACE. I loved it.
they were all lovely people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)

QOTW bashes are great.
They also help keep me up to date with the frankly shocking state of Broken Britain's rail system and the identikit nature of Travelodge hotels.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Also, they're full of supermodels
and I never have to get public transport back to the hotel as someone is always willing to give me a lift in their Honda Accord. They're always good enough to wait until I've been noshed off several times by all the hot chicks, off course, which means I never get back until six in the morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Oh look, another no namer with an even lesser personailty trying to jump on the "Everyone from OT is a boasting liar" bandwaggon.
Listen, Vodka, I'm sure you're a nice person and not the complete and utter suck up you're coming across as, I'm sure you're a real person with thoughts and feelings and, gosh darn it, a personality of your own, maybe even friends and a family! So rather than have a very week attempt at a dig, try joining the conversation, or fucking off.... or if you are gonna have a dig, grow a pair of your own and do it properly.

There's a good chap, run along, I'm sure you'll find somewhere to fit in eventually.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Evening, your Gonzness.
Are you laughing at Badger as she walks into things this evening?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Alright DG !
I'm afraid I'm going to have to start shaving and wearing clothes without stains on them now. She's wearing shades that remind me of those poster prints of Breakfast at Tiffanies*, it's all very Glam.

Today I'm setting up a shares-buying account, want to dabble in the stock market like I did as a young teenager, I think Nokia and HP are ones to look out for.

* For the record, I had to look that up to see if I was thinking the right thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Shades, indoors?
How utterly pretentious...

I think this thread's dead. Oh look, there's another one just above it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'm not sure that's gonz
I didn't have to scratch my head trying to puzzle the meaning of even one word!

the point is put well as usual, but it doesn't look like gonz wrote it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Or start an *interesting* thread, then fuck off, thanks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Well, yeah, that as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

God is he really that much of a sad fucker?

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Only ever been to two...
Met some smashing people and saw some teriffic norks!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)