Even I'm not too sure what that means.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It means "Trim that shit"
Obviously January had the curse of the lycanthrope.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I hate pubic hair in all its forms on women.
It's a fucking curse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

i have one of those lasers now
the whole lot will soon be gone permanently. byebye having red hot wax poured all over me and ripped off at the roots!

although the thought of pressing a laser to an area that god only meant to be touched with the most featherlike of caresses and then zapping it is quite unnerving, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm jealous.
My friend considered getting it done, the price of it probably would be worth never having to shave your legs again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I thought about getting one but results seem to vary.
Keep us posted. Not literally.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

well this one was £300 from boots and i am doing it myself
the salon near me offers a deal for £3000 where you can go for treatment anywhere over 3 years. i am thinking of getting them to do my legs, it's a bit too much effort to do my entire legs by myself! the salon said that the boots one wouldn't work because the laser isn't powerful enough, but of course they would say that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah I'm on about buying one rather than going to a salon
So I'd be interested in your findings.
I have very pale skin and apparently it works best on that so fingers crossed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'm inclined to agree with you
Trimmed at the very least.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Now I find this a difficult concept to grasp.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I find body hair in general icky
Like, I know Amanda Palmer's making a statement and all, but every time I see her underarm hair I want to puke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Leg hair, underarm hair... It's really odd and really nasty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'm shuddering just thinking about it
Grim.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

So you dislike periods and body hair.
But can't use "instance" correctly. You're about 50/50 approval at the moment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

When did I use "instance" incorrectly?
Edit: *coughs* Can't see where...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Trimmed certainly
but it's not a curse, it does stop you looking like a pre pubescent girl
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

This is why I can't fully agree
It depends on the woman of course, but a brazilian covers all bases perfectly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I do not understand Brazillians.
They are bizarre.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm ok with them
It means it's kept neat and tidy, and the *sighs* labia area is left void of hair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

But it's just a strip. Of hair. Which is nasty.
You may as well use like a spoon's more wax and have it all off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Hear hear

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

tut tut baldy cnut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I did a LOL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I agree
But some girls blessed with youthful looks tend to look a bit pre-pubescent with nothing there, and that's just wrong.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

A brazilian covers very little
but it means that there is still hair/tongue contact.
So surely a Hollywood is more considerate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It is Roota, it is
But some girls don't like to get rid of it all, and it's their choice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Are we on that Sunday morning debate with Nicky Campbell?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Haha!
I'm sure this topic would get a few sternly worded letters of complaint.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

There's a weird double-standard though
where men don't really feel the same need, although really it's just as required.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I feel the need to keep trimmed
but I'm not waxing for anyone, and I have the same standards for women.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Same same
Always trimmed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Good men trim.
Facial and chest hair is nice on men.
Leg hair I don't mind.
All armpits should be bald.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I have no chest or back hair
I used to shave my armpits, but was mocked for being 'weird'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You're in the right there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Which way, that it's weird, or that armpit hair is disgusting?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

armpit hair is horrible
I don't like excess hair on men or women though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I stopped shaving because my ex hated that I did it
Now I know it's not just me that hates armpit hair, it's coming off tonight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Make mini-mohawks

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Yes!!
This is going to happen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Pictures.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know.
I love smooth bodies but that's more because it's natural. I've had a couple of boys who due to race have been practically hairless, and it's amazing. But a waxed chest or whatever is just a little weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

But if you have to shave, wax or pluck, then it clearly isn't natural is it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

No, I am not phrasing that well.
I like a naturally smooth body. Formative experiences innit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

i would only ever go hollywood
i think a brazilian just looks like you missed a bit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

She was riding the crimson wave

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

i worked this out when i moved onto jilly cooper some 2 years later
my mother would have gone ballistic if she had found out how much middle-aged grot i consumed as a child.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I nearly failed my second year exams because I got engrossed in Jilly Coopers "Rivals" and "Polo" during my revision sessions
well, that and I suffered a slight nervous breakdown around that time.

But I mainly blame Jilly Cooper.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Ditto with my reading material
My parents were big on letting me read what I want/ having my own computer from about age 10 (back when that wasn't really widespread) and yet they had a massive bee in their bonnet about tv. I do wonder if they realise just how much more books get away with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

i remember sneaking down to whsmith to buy "riders" when i was about 12 with my pocket money
the strapline read "sex and horses: who could ask for more" and i wholeheartedly agreed with this sentiment. some nosy old bag in the shop saw me clutching it to my eager flat little chest and said "i don't think you should be buying that, dear." so then they wouldn't sell it to me.

interfering old hag.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

She wanted it for herself
I bet she took it into the back room and flicked her withered bean to it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

In that case WHY THE FUCK DID SHE NOT SAY SO

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

^THIS
It is not a nice surprise, and whilst I'm nice and gentlemanly enough to gloss over it (not a euphemism) I'd prefer a 'heads up' (might be a euphemism).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Urghghghghhgghg
It's just...manky. And disturbing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

oh, in the book
she had some stress and she'd completely forgotten about it.

why danielle steel couldn't have used words that an 8 year old might have understood is another question.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

She'd fallen to the communists

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)