STOP THE PRESSES
One of my workmates noticed me enjoying the orgasmic musical extravaganza that is Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" and upon being informed of the name of the song, asked if it was by Def Leppard

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RSwipe, you're a lawyer, isn't there some kind of loophole making beheading acceptable in such a circumstance?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YEAH, WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
Imagine mixing up one middle of the road gay-as-shit 80s pop-metal act with another!!!11!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He probably can't tell the difference between 'Poison' and 'Tygertailz' either!!!!!!!!!
Can you believe people like that actually exist???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

You should hand in your notice.
Imagine if people found out you worked with SUCH A KNOB????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I have to say I'm very pleased that you're as annoyed by this as I am Monty
I really expected derision rather than support. How touching *sniff*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Innit *sniffs*
Ah, that's better. CRANK UP THE 'JOVI', FOXO!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

*cranks*
*rocks out*

Cock remains mercifully not out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You take that 'metal' word out of there this instant!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

£100 says both acts could be found on the TV-ad-only compilations
'Soft Metal' and 'Precious Metal', voice overs by Tommy Vance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

That does not make them metal in anyone's opinion other than the idiot who put the album together
I give you the "Now that's what I call music" albums. Very little content on any given volume could accurately be called music.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I think this is a good point, and very well made

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Thank you very much
There are plenty of examples outside of the world of compilations, too. Most recently, Take That's "Progress". Really? Their "Greatest Hits" album also represents possibly the most misplaced "S" ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

And there was me having you down as a lifelong A-Ha fan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Ha hole
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

InstanT, Labs, come on.
You're better than this.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No he isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Shitarse

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Yeah', BJ doesn't have any tattos, deffo not metal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

He has actually
But they're pretty small and insignificant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

So guess he's half heavy metal?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

if there were a law making beheading acceptable
i would have invoked it on many previous occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Examples please
I can't wait to hear this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

they aren't that interesting sadly
shit men, shit clients. that's about it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Is there any other kind of men?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)