I had a fry up for lunch
why am I hungry already?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had pie
steak pie. It was fucking lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Because you are a fat, greedy little cunt?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

This is the correct answer.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

fucking hell Tunisa is the place to go on holiday at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

You should check out prices in Egypt too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

It's a good time to go
prices are rock bottom and it's not full of cunts. As long as you stay away from Cairo you'll be fine. Sharm must be fucking brilliant right now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Yeah I've had a look, Sharm isn't that much cheaper.
It's probably the sort of place you can get excellent last minute deals to though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I saw a friend last night who lives there.
She said now is the time to go.

A combination of unrest elsewhere and shark attacks scaring people off means there's no cunt there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Still looking like £350 ish for 7 days
while tunisia is £110
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Tunisia is a bit shit

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I was brought up on camping holidays on the north coast of France.
I'll have a good time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Oh wow! Me Too!
I'm amazed I didn't grow up to be a creepy rapist too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I think that was unnecessary.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I find your raping unnecessary

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

is any rape actually "necessary" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

'African punishment bummings' are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Are you ABC Monty?
I think you'll find you are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

we could replicate them with an aubergine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

my husband said it was literally the shittiest shithole on the planet
My grandma loved it, but she was 75 and it was about 20 years ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Husband?
Is there something you're not telling us, swipes?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

i've been busy!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I could have sworn it was just the third or fourth date the other day
You work quickly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

if it's right, it's right crow
Why piss around, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You're clearly a very decisive character.
Which is a quality I envy. I think.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

let me guess
You'd also give your right arm to be ambidextrous?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Being left-handed, that would be the better of the two options...
But then I might need it later on.
GAH!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)

you might be a left handed brain wrong
But even you can see that two hands are always going to be better than one! Silly crow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oi! There's nowt wrong with left-handedness
It makes us special.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

my mum was left handed
I'm sure that's why i do all sorts of things like shoelaces and ties the wrong way, because she taught me.

Then again i give handjobs with my left hand and she sure as fuck didn't teach me THAT (we're not welsh)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

It's not the "wrong way round"
It just happens to be the opposite way to the majority of the population.

(Your shoelaces, that is, I don't know what the concensus is for man-milking.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Isn't there a curfew?:
This curfew has seen the cancellation of the nightboat to Cairo.

Madness I tells ya. Madness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Ho

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Ho

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ha!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Ho

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

A friend of mine has gone to Sharm with her Mum
She's having a great time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've got a mate who's just arrived,
I'm sure she'll love it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Shhh - don't tell Al.
He'll be over there like a shot, dressed as Rastamouse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

some form of stomach parasite

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Leave him alone! Chompy's alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)