Fiona Bruce.
The things I'd do to her would make a porn star blush. Next up- Ronni Ancona.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And I thought I was the one with wierd tastes in the opposite sex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

What's weird about wanting to have animal sex with Fiona Bruce?
She is gorgeous, intelligent, classy and posh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Ok I give you that to some degree but Ronni Ancona?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Evening BGB.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Evening Al.
Sorted out your windscreen?
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

They ought to be replacing it tomorrow
weather permitting.

I got a speeding ticket today, I have just discovered that a transit connect has a lower speed limit on dual carriageways and single track roads. Bit of a shit way of finding out sadly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

*sadface*

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Just would.
Over and over again. Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal.

I just love brunettes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I don't think she'd share your sense of humour.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

What sense of humour?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

What about the wicky wicky?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Fiona Bruce loves hip hop.
Her favourite rapper is Kool Moe Dee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

And where did you find that out?
MR STALKER.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I sent her hundreds of hip hop CDs.
Kool Moe Dee was the only one that I didn't find in her bins.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I'm not joking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Well she's a woman of taste.
I applaud your obsession.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Antiques Roadshow is in town on July 28th.
The one time that the court order doesn't apply, as she will have travelled near me, rather than me travelling to London to raid her bins and throw cherry stones at her windows.

I win.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Good luck with that Dozer.
I mean it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Watch this Bruce obsessed space.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Clearly never watched the Sketch Show then
mind you Karen Taylor's funbags were nicer.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0295819
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 6:55, Reply)

I've heard she likes to play the Crimewatch theme as she reaches the vinegar strokes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

She likes to think about Jill Dando

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

So do I.
Which is lucky really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

*Will have nightmares*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)