it's not always inside my head sadly
then i have to pretend to be yelling at the phone. most embarrassing.

better than singing along when i have the roof down on the car though. i once got caught singing along to "the time of my life" by an entire bus-stop, it was MORTIFYING. esp as my car reg has my name on it, so they were calling out my name.... urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:46, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Personalised number plate?
Classy!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

it was my 21st birthday present
and i love it. it is ironic kitsch and it means i never lose my car in a carpark.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

ironic kitsch something people have to continuouly justify because it's really just a massive pile of egotistical wank
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

maybe
but it's worth a reasonable amount of cash and it goes up in value every year as it gets older and i quite like having that little bit of extra security, it means i get to spend more money on vodka.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

More "a massive investment of egotistical wank" then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Best kind of investment given the interest rates.

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Hey, I know you girls stick together but I never pick on swipe and now you've ruined it :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

awesome
*checks off list*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

probably
but really i like it because it was my 21st birthday present, so it also reminds me of my mummy - she had a cake made for me in the shape of the car with the licence plate on it, it was great!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Tell me it didn't have dried fruit in it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

no
i hate fruitcake, you know that.

my brother/fiancee are having a three tiered cake for their wedding. one of the layers will actually be lemon drizzle cake. they better not leave me alone in a room with it, that's all i can say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

The kid and I made fucking awesome drizzle cake last year.
Might do that again Sunday, nom.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

lemon drizzle is my absolute favourite
other than that, i only like shop-bought sponge cake with roll-on icing, like a waitrose birthday cake. i am such a fussy twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I make excellent lemon drizzle cake
it has booze in and everything.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

R5W1P3?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

CLA55Y
actually
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

P1K3Y

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

SL4G

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

BR345T5

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Hah, my Ma' and Dad both had the same style of personailised lissance plates.
Dad forgot Ma's birthday and it was around the time she needed a new car as the old one was falling appart, plus Ma' was always loosing her car in the carparks, so he got "[first initial] [DOB: day] [DOB: short month]". Then he did the same format for when he got his next car whenever that was.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

they make me laugh
my old job was as a letting agent, and they had the lot:

1 LET, 2 LET, 4 LET, B16 LET, A11 LET, W6 LET, M20 LET...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I saw a Box It van with the reg
T1 Xo8 which I thought was a little bit clever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)