bread hats for everyone!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah!
Whilst driving through Clapton earlier, I laughed out loud at an Orthodox Jew walking along with a bright blue plastic bag wrapped around his hat (which was then on his head) to keep it dry in the rain.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

They are so fucking weird
that some of them have these specially-made plastic hat covers: like the blue bag but transparent and a bit more 'tailored'.

God, it seems, has also chosen them to look fucking ridiculous. Cheers, God.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I have to agree.
Bum-fluff and dangling ringlets do nothing to stir my loins either.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

A hearty musk, on the other hand...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

And black silk dressing-gowns, homburgs and weird aprons.
The demented rituals 'God' demands of them lead me to conclude that the God of Abraham is playing a kind of pissed-up game of 'Simon Says' with his 'chosen people'.

'Yahweh says 'wear a dressing gown'
'Shave your women's heads after puberty and make them wear cheap cancer wigs'

AHA - YAHWEH DIDN'T SAY 'Shave your women's heads after puberty and make them wear cheap cancer wigs' - YOU'RE OUT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

+OF THE PROMISED LAND FOR ANOTHER FORTY YEARS

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

And the hassidic jews can look rather like rastas if one is a liitle confused...
...and trying to score some weed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I've never understood the attraction to headwear which features in most of the major religions
it's like, yes, God created all things, is omnipresent and omniscient - but he's a stickler for millinery.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Go away Ross Noble

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

He has a good point though
if it's not headwear it's something else - mormons have special underpants, for instance, and then there's all that nonsense with the burka. I mean, if God really did create everything, do you really think he gives two shits about the colour of your undies and whether they cover you from neck to knees or what?
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

There is no God.
Only stupid fuckers in churches/mosques/temples.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh Berk, you're so silly.
God, despite being the sole creator of the tops of people's heads, finds the sight of them insulting. Du-uh! Do you know nothing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Apparently not
perhaps he should have made the tops of peoples heads pointy instead, then from above the view would be different. He's only got himself to blame.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

A good idea in principle
But it wouldn't do to look down upon the Great Earth that He had created and end up poking His eye out because a particularly tall person was standing on top of His tallest mountain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Omniscient though
God, if he existed, would never poke his eye out on anything.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It makes me sikh.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

and to have sex in the dark through a hole in a sheet
mmm, erotic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Really?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I think that's a myth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Maybe just the real munters.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Hahah
'Yeah love honestly they all do it'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Sounds more Victorian English than Hasidic
But I could be wrong.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

only way I can get off

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

With you it's a rubber sheet isn't it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

stop telling my secrets!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

it's called Slip-n-Slide Sunday round your house

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)

that's it, you lot are never getting invited to Slip-n-Slide Sunday ever again.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

ah fucksocks
*puts mask and snorkel on eBay*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Mmm, wipeclean.

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It stops you having to sleep in the wet patch

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Since the wet patch is generally of the gentleman's making
he can bloody well take the bullet and sleep in it himself. Not that this is a problem I am currently having, of course.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

is that what he told you?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)