Operation hair bleach stage one is over.
I'm now about to embark on stage two.

Also, my nephew/godson has been selected for a trial at Newcastle United's football academy. I'm very chuffed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fantastic news for your nephew.
What position does he play?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Defender. Left back I think.
He's bloody good; I went to see him a few weeks ago and even though his team got possed 7-1 (by a team of older lads), his fearlessness in crunching into tackles would have put some pro's to shame.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

How old is he now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Just turned eleven.
Apparently there will be scouts there for the two days. He does get mentioned a fair bit in the local rag's reviews of the junior league matches, and a few of the visiting team's managers have asked about him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Is he with Wallsend at the moment?
That seems to be a breeding ground for players in your neck of the woods.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Nah, Berwick youth team.
He got selected to play for Northumberland a couple of months ago, which was when I went to see him. Considering that most of the lads hadn't played in the same team before they did well. Oddly enough they played against a Newcastle team that was about 70% Wallsend Boy's Club; Christ they were good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Yay for your Nephew.
what's stage 2?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Putting a colour on to negate the slight orangeness, since I have fairly dark hair.
Then I shall slick it back, don my leather trenchcoat and pretend to be William the Bloody
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Woo! can't wait to see it.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I can't wait to point and laugh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Fuck off to bed with no supper.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)